A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."
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It was quite the appropriate I2 welcome, should be standard for everyone even guests.
Jesus died on the cross to show us that BDSM is a legitimate form of love.
There is only one truth and it is that people do have penises of different sizes and one of them is the longest.
Yeah I read Siamese can be very vocal. My friend (onilne) has a really cute siamese cat
Only just saw about odeon's bunny wabbit. I hope she is ok soon and healthy and happy asaphyke - will probably look into something like that. I'm sure my mum will ask about all that stuff . Right now I'm just glad she didn't die when her heart stopped. The vet said it was rare for that to happen then as usually it;s the breathing that stops if something goes wrong. Hopefully she won';t have to have any other operationss
I wish we had more whores.
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.
Only just saw about odeon's bunny wabbit. I hope she is ok soon and healthy and happy asap
Quote from: Binty on February 25, 2011, 11:43:24 AMQuote from: Sophahamahamed, peace be upon him on February 25, 2011, 10:58:14 AMNo I don't think they're gonna try again. Too risky. She went in again today to get checked out and is fine.What does this all mean? I mean what happens when she is in season? I don't want that to happen. She's my fluffy little baby, she doesn't do The Sex • Your cat becomes more affectionate than usual• Your cat rolls around the floor• Your cat carries her tail to one side.• Your cat becomes very vocal and meows a lot. (This is where the term 'Calling' comes from) This vocalisation can become very noisy with loud yowls day and night. Her voice may become more piercing than usual.• Your cat assumes a position with her front quarters on the ground and her bottom pointing in the air.• Your cat's hind legs may 'tread'• Your cat licks her vulval area more than usual• Your cat rubs her face up against you or furniture more often than usual.• If you pat your cat on her back near her tail your cat will raise her bottom in the air and may begin 'treading' with her hind feet.• If she is a cat who is usually kept inside she will be desperate to get outside, waiting for any opportunity to escape.Pretty much the same as a man on heat!
Quote from: Sophahamahamed, peace be upon him on February 25, 2011, 10:58:14 AMNo I don't think they're gonna try again. Too risky. She went in again today to get checked out and is fine.What does this all mean? I mean what happens when she is in season? I don't want that to happen. She's my fluffy little baby, she doesn't do The Sex • Your cat becomes more affectionate than usual• Your cat rolls around the floor• Your cat carries her tail to one side.• Your cat becomes very vocal and meows a lot. (This is where the term 'Calling' comes from) This vocalisation can become very noisy with loud yowls day and night. Her voice may become more piercing than usual.• Your cat assumes a position with her front quarters on the ground and her bottom pointing in the air.• Your cat's hind legs may 'tread'• Your cat licks her vulval area more than usual• Your cat rubs her face up against you or furniture more often than usual.• If you pat your cat on her back near her tail your cat will raise her bottom in the air and may begin 'treading' with her hind feet.• If she is a cat who is usually kept inside she will be desperate to get outside, waiting for any opportunity to escape.
No I don't think they're gonna try again. Too risky. She went in again today to get checked out and is fine.What does this all mean? I mean what happens when she is in season? I don't want that to happen. She's my fluffy little baby, she doesn't do The Sex
Why is bint acting different?I'm suspicious.
Quote from: SmilingAssassin on February 26, 2011, 03:59:01 AMI wish we had more whores.fixed
Seeing as a lot of old women get beards (or at least ones I've seen) do they need to shave their underarms? Does underarm hair go grey? I wonder if my grandma on my mother's side shaves hers, I can imagine the ginger tufts poking out of her top but I've not seen any yet that I can remember. Also, do dogs get headaches?
Quote from: crip on February 26, 2011, 07:04:16 PMSeeing as a lot of old women get beards (or at least ones I've seen) do they need to shave their underarms? Does underarm hair go grey? I wonder if my grandma on my mother's side shaves hers, I can imagine the ginger tufts poking out of her top but I've not seen any yet that I can remember. Also, do dogs get headaches?As hormone levels drop, the amount of hair on legs, underarms and the pubic area will thin in women. If a woman inherits one gene for baldness, her scalp hair will similarly start to thin, although unless she inherits 2 baldness genes she will not have male pattern baldness.The loss of estrogen allows more facial hair and taking less shit from people younger than us.
