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I'm thinking that if my soon to be x husband doesnt knock it off he is going to get his ass kicked. Bad.
Quote from: eris on February 09, 2011, 03:44:16 PMI'm thinking that if my soon to be x husband doesnt knock it off he is going to get his ass kicked. Bad.Silicone injection so he can bounce when his ass is kicked?
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Another sleepless, lonely night in my hotel...
Some jerk on PoF sent me a message calling me "sweetie" and gave me his mobile phone number. I fucking hate getting called that Now contemplating what evil to do with the number
Quote from: YOURMUM on February 10, 2011, 01:28:16 AMSome jerk on PoF sent me a message calling me "sweetie" and gave me his mobile phone number. I fucking hate getting called that Now contemplating what evil to do with the number What's PoF? Piece of Filth?
Quote from: couldbecousin on February 10, 2011, 01:33:51 AMQuote from: YOURMUM on February 10, 2011, 01:28:16 AMSome jerk on PoF sent me a message calling me "sweetie" and gave me his mobile phone number. I fucking hate getting called that Now contemplating what evil to do with the number What's PoF? Piece of Filth? Plenty of Fish, a stupid dating site full of bogans.
So what should I do with the sleaze's number?
Jesus died on the cross to show us that BDSM is a legitimate form of love.
There is only one truth and it is that people do have penises of different sizes and one of them is the longest.