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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #23100 on: March 22, 2010, 01:09:20 PM »
30 minutes. No longer.
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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #23101 on: March 22, 2010, 01:50:36 PM »
Go Speed Racer! Go Speed Racer! Go Speed Racer, Goooooooooooooo!
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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #23102 on: March 22, 2010, 06:49:49 PM »
Apparently today is my day to dispense sexual advice to my female friends.  When the hell did I become the wise woman of bumping uglies?
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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #23103 on: March 22, 2010, 06:56:38 PM »
Quote from: PMS Elle on March 22, 2010, 06:49:49 PM
Apparently today is my day to dispense sexual advice to my female friends.  When the hell did I become the wise woman of bumping uglies?

Well, you've been MY guru for a while, so why not? :zoinks:
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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #23104 on: March 22, 2010, 07:10:44 PM »
Quote from: RageBeoulve on March 22, 2010, 06:56:38 PM
Quote from: PMS Elle on March 22, 2010, 06:49:49 PM
Apparently today is my day to dispense sexual advice to my female friends.  When the hell did I become the wise woman of bumping uglies?

Well, you've been MY guru for a while, so why not? :zoinks:
Lol, fair 'nuff.
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Quote from: odeon on April 30, 2010, 01:35:57 AM
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Quote from: Lit on November 02, 2013, 10:24:49 AM
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Quote from: ProfessorFarnsworth on September 23, 2012, 01:16:21 AM
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #23105 on: March 22, 2010, 07:23:31 PM »
Quote from: PMS Elle on March 22, 2010, 06:49:49 PM
Apparently today is my day to dispense sexual advice to my female friends.  When the hell did I become the wise woman of bumping uglies?
You started answering their questions and helping them, now they have learned to go to you when they have trouble.   They learned this behavior, now they are dependent upon you for advice.   It is like feeding the bears.
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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #23106 on: March 22, 2010, 07:25:11 PM »
Quote from: Alex179 on March 22, 2010, 07:23:31 PM
Quote from: PMS Elle on March 22, 2010, 06:49:49 PM
Apparently today is my day to dispense sexual advice to my female friends.  When the hell did I become the wise woman of bumping uglies?
You started answering their questions and helping them, now they have learned to go to you when they have trouble.   They learned this behavior, now they are dependent upon you for advice.   It is like feeding the bears.

BOARS, dammit, BOARS!  :duh:
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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #23107 on: March 22, 2010, 07:27:34 PM »
Quote from: couldbecousin on March 22, 2010, 07:25:11 PM
Quote from: Alex179 on March 22, 2010, 07:23:31 PM
Quote from: PMS Elle on March 22, 2010, 06:49:49 PM
Apparently today is my day to dispense sexual advice to my female friends.  When the hell did I become the wise woman of bumping uglies?
You started answering their questions and helping them, now they have learned to go to you when they have trouble.   They learned this behavior, now they are dependent upon you for advice.   It is like feeding the bears.

BOARS, dammit, BOARS!  :duh:
Different thread, damn you!!!   I was using a cliche, of course.

I'm the one that originally pointed out that they were boars, and not bears in that thread anyways.  :P
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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #23108 on: March 22, 2010, 07:29:40 PM »
Quote from: Alex179 on March 22, 2010, 07:27:34 PM
Quote from: couldbecousin on March 22, 2010, 07:25:11 PM
Quote from: Alex179 on March 22, 2010, 07:23:31 PM
Quote from: PMS Elle on March 22, 2010, 06:49:49 PM
Apparently today is my day to dispense sexual advice to my female friends.  When the hell did I become the wise woman of bumping uglies?
You started answering their questions and helping them, now they have learned to go to you when they have trouble.   They learned this behavior, now they are dependent upon you for advice.   It is like feeding the bears.

BOARS, dammit, BOARS!  :duh:
Different thread, damn you!!!   I was using a cliche, of course.

I'm the one that originally pointed out that they were boars, and not bears in that thread anyways.  :P

I know, I just couldn't resist the opportunity to carry on the merriment a little longer!  :laugh:
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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #23109 on: March 22, 2010, 09:07:00 PM »
Quote from: PMS Elle on March 22, 2010, 06:49:49 PM
Apparently today is my day to dispense sexual advice to my female friends.  When the hell did I become the wise woman of bumping uglies?

Now that they trust you, start feeding them strange and weird advice.
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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #23110 on: March 22, 2010, 09:28:25 PM »
Quote from: Phlexor on March 22, 2010, 09:07:00 PM
Quote from: PMS Elle on March 22, 2010, 06:49:49 PM
Apparently today is my day to dispense sexual advice to my female friends.  When the hell did I become the wise woman of bumping uglies?

Now that they trust you, start feeding them strange and weird advice.

Yes. The weirder and more random the better. Because if you give them sound, well-intentioned advice, nothing good can come of it. Either they won't do as you suggest, leading to tragedy, or even worse they will do as you suggest, yet somehow manage to screw things up so royally that they turn and blame you for making it all go wrong.
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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #23111 on: March 23, 2010, 07:27:57 AM »
Dream dressed in blue.  Dazed by the moon.
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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #23112 on: March 23, 2010, 09:57:28 AM »
Quote from: Bint on March 23, 2010, 07:27:57 AM
Dream dressed in blue.  Dazed by the moon.

Those sound like lyrics; are they?
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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #23113 on: March 23, 2010, 11:58:05 AM »
Yep.  M83.

I like being a Polski.
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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #23114 on: March 23, 2010, 11:59:38 AM »
Quote from: Bint on March 23, 2010, 11:58:05 AM
Yep.  M83.

I like being a Polski.

I have Polish ancestry, about 4 generations back.  8)
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