A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."
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it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.
Quote from: Triste on July 22, 2006, 07:23:03 PMQuote from: QuirkyCarla on July 21, 2006, 09:40:41 PMlol, that's funny 'cause I like getting the Sims pregnant. That woohooing is hilarious. I'm pissed off at the game right now because one of my Sims was failing school for not doing her homework (which, being new at the game, I didn't know I was supposed to make her do until it was too late) and got taken away by the social worker along with a baby sim. I now know a cheat that could prevent that from happening in the future, but I'm still annoyed by it. The Sims don't brush their teeth and they have to do HOMEWORK? Social workers take the kids away for not doing homework - what wonky game developer dreamt that one up? I never noticed they don't brush their teeth. That's embarassing.Here's a fun thing to do with them: when they get married, have them eat wedding cake, and they'll rush out to a waiting limo, ride around the block, and come back with full green bars of everything so they can woo-hoo all night long!Do you need the cheat code for making money?Actually Sims do brush their teeth, you just have to tell them to at the bathroom cabinet. For cheats you can also download a magic mirror that can be used to refresh all their needs and/or max out their skills. I can find the link if you want it.
Quote from: QuirkyCarla on July 21, 2006, 09:40:41 PMlol, that's funny 'cause I like getting the Sims pregnant. That woohooing is hilarious. I'm pissed off at the game right now because one of my Sims was failing school for not doing her homework (which, being new at the game, I didn't know I was supposed to make her do until it was too late) and got taken away by the social worker along with a baby sim. I now know a cheat that could prevent that from happening in the future, but I'm still annoyed by it. The Sims don't brush their teeth and they have to do HOMEWORK? Social workers take the kids away for not doing homework - what wonky game developer dreamt that one up? I never noticed they don't brush their teeth. That's embarassing.Here's a fun thing to do with them: when they get married, have them eat wedding cake, and they'll rush out to a waiting limo, ride around the block, and come back with full green bars of everything so they can woo-hoo all night long!Do you need the cheat code for making money?
lol, that's funny 'cause I like getting the Sims pregnant. That woohooing is hilarious. I'm pissed off at the game right now because one of my Sims was failing school for not doing her homework (which, being new at the game, I didn't know I was supposed to make her do until it was too late) and got taken away by the social worker along with a baby sim. I now know a cheat that could prevent that from happening in the future, but I'm still annoyed by it. The Sims don't brush their teeth and they have to do HOMEWORK?
Quote from: purposefulinsanity on July 23, 2006, 04:36:25 AMQuote from: Triste on July 22, 2006, 07:23:03 PMQuote from: QuirkyCarla on July 21, 2006, 09:40:41 PMlol, that's funny 'cause I like getting the Sims pregnant. That woohooing is hilarious. I'm pissed off at the game right now because one of my Sims was failing school for not doing her homework (which, being new at the game, I didn't know I was supposed to make her do until it was too late) and got taken away by the social worker along with a baby sim. :( I now know a cheat that could prevent that from happening in the future, but I'm still annoyed by it. The Sims don't brush their teeth and they have to do HOMEWORK? Social workers take the kids away for not doing homework - what wonky game developer dreamt that one up? I never noticed they don't brush their teeth. That's embarassing.Here's a fun thing to do with them: when they get married, have them eat wedding cake, and they'll rush out to a waiting limo, ride around the block, and come back with full green bars of everything so they can woo-hoo all night long!Do you need the cheat code for making money?Actually Sims do brush their teeth, you just have to tell them to at the bathroom cabinet.   For cheats you can also download a magic mirror that can be used to refresh all their needs and/or max out their skills. I can find the link if you want it.Awesome.
Quote from: Triste on July 22, 2006, 07:23:03 PMQuote from: QuirkyCarla on July 21, 2006, 09:40:41 PMlol, that's funny 'cause I like getting the Sims pregnant. That woohooing is hilarious. I'm pissed off at the game right now because one of my Sims was failing school for not doing her homework (which, being new at the game, I didn't know I was supposed to make her do until it was too late) and got taken away by the social worker along with a baby sim. :( I now know a cheat that could prevent that from happening in the future, but I'm still annoyed by it. The Sims don't brush their teeth and they have to do HOMEWORK? Social workers take the kids away for not doing homework - what wonky game developer dreamt that one up? I never noticed they don't brush their teeth. That's embarassing.Here's a fun thing to do with them: when they get married, have them eat wedding cake, and they'll rush out to a waiting limo, ride around the block, and come back with full green bars of everything so they can woo-hoo all night long!Do you need the cheat code for making money?Actually Sims do brush their teeth, you just have to tell them to at the bathroom cabinet.   For cheats you can also download a magic mirror that can be used to refresh all their needs and/or max out their skills. I can find the link if you want it.
Quote from: QuirkyCarla on July 21, 2006, 09:40:41 PMlol, that's funny 'cause I like getting the Sims pregnant. That woohooing is hilarious. I'm pissed off at the game right now because one of my Sims was failing school for not doing her homework (which, being new at the game, I didn't know I was supposed to make her do until it was too late) and got taken away by the social worker along with a baby sim. :( I now know a cheat that could prevent that from happening in the future, but I'm still annoyed by it. The Sims don't brush their teeth and they have to do HOMEWORK? Social workers take the kids away for not doing homework - what wonky game developer dreamt that one up? I never noticed they don't brush their teeth. That's embarassing.Here's a fun thing to do with them: when they get married, have them eat wedding cake, and they'll rush out to a waiting limo, ride around the block, and come back with full green bars of everything so they can woo-hoo all night long!Do you need the cheat code for making money?
lol, that's funny 'cause I like getting the Sims pregnant. That woohooing is hilarious. I'm pissed off at the game right now because one of my Sims was failing school for not doing her homework (which, being new at the game, I didn't know I was supposed to make her do until it was too late) and got taken away by the social worker along with a baby sim. :(Â I now know a cheat that could prevent that from happening in the future, but I'm still annoyed by it. The Sims don't brush their teeth and they have to do HOMEWORK?Â
Quote from: QuirkyCarla on July 23, 2006, 07:22:15 PMQuote from: purposefulinsanity on July 23, 2006, 04:36:25 AMQuote from: Triste on July 22, 2006, 07:23:03 PMQuote from: QuirkyCarla on July 21, 2006, 09:40:41 PMlol, that's funny 'cause I like getting the Sims pregnant. That woohooing is hilarious. I'm pissed off at the game right now because one of my Sims was failing school for not doing her homework (which, being new at the game, I didn't know I was supposed to make her do until it was too late) and got taken away by the social worker along with a baby sim. I now know a cheat that could prevent that from happening in the future, but I'm still annoyed by it. The Sims don't brush their teeth and they have to do HOMEWORK? Social workers take the kids away for not doing homework - what wonky game developer dreamt that one up? I never noticed they don't brush their teeth. That's embarassing.Here's a fun thing to do with them: when they get married, have them eat wedding cake, and they'll rush out to a waiting limo, ride around the block, and come back with full green bars of everything so they can woo-hoo all night long!Do you need the cheat code for making money?Actually Sims do brush their teeth, you just have to tell them to at the bathroom cabinet. For cheats you can also download a magic mirror that can be used to refresh all their needs and/or max out their skills. I can find the link if you want it.Awesome.Do you have regular sims or an expansion pack? I gave up using my sims game for anything but killing sprees within half a year of getting it, but I didn't have an expansino pack or anthing. Didn't really want one. Simcity was better. Hell, SimAnt was better.
Quote from: purposefulinsanity on July 23, 2006, 04:36:25 AMQuote from: Triste on July 22, 2006, 07:23:03 PMQuote from: QuirkyCarla on July 21, 2006, 09:40:41 PMlol, that's funny 'cause I like getting the Sims pregnant. That woohooing is hilarious. I'm pissed off at the game right now because one of my Sims was failing school for not doing her homework (which, being new at the game, I didn't know I was supposed to make her do until it was too late) and got taken away by the social worker along with a baby sim. I now know a cheat that could prevent that from happening in the future, but I'm still annoyed by it. The Sims don't brush their teeth and they have to do HOMEWORK? Social workers take the kids away for not doing homework - what wonky game developer dreamt that one up? I never noticed they don't brush their teeth. That's embarassing.Here's a fun thing to do with them: when they get married, have them eat wedding cake, and they'll rush out to a waiting limo, ride around the block, and come back with full green bars of everything so they can woo-hoo all night long!Do you need the cheat code for making money?Actually Sims do brush their teeth, you just have to tell them to at the bathroom cabinet. For cheats you can also download a magic mirror that can be used to refresh all their needs and/or max out their skills. I can find the link if you want it.Awesome.