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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #1530 on: July 17, 2006, 12:49:45 PM »
Twas Brillig and the slithey FOAD,
Did Freak and Gimble in the wabe,
all whimsey were the dirty jokes.
And the Momegeeks.......................outgrabe!
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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #1531 on: July 17, 2006, 01:19:09 PM »
I wonder if anyone I know thinks about me while they masturbate.
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #1532 on: July 17, 2006, 01:30:47 PM »
You know Mc Jagger and I do! :-*
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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #1533 on: July 17, 2006, 01:36:51 PM »
Quote from: fluorescent on July 17, 2006, 01:30:47 PM
You know Mc Jagger and I do! :-*

quoted for truth.

we even had poster size pics of you @ our last circle jerk.

i won, by the way.
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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #1534 on: July 17, 2006, 01:40:57 PM »
Quote from: McJagger on July 17, 2006, 01:36:51 PM
Quote from: fluorescent on July 17, 2006, 01:30:47 PM
You know Mc Jagger and I do! :-*

quoted for truth.

we even had poster size pics of you @ our last circle jerk.

i won, by the way.

What constitutes winning at a circle jerk?
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #1535 on: July 17, 2006, 01:41:23 PM »
Echo!

Quoted for truth you are Capatin Jack Off, and I Cunt boy (pointing to my strong femine qualities, but I also have strong masculine qualities.  Both are stronger than normal, and as a result I feal like too of the same person who is straight all the time)
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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #1536 on: July 17, 2006, 01:43:20 PM »
We see who reaches orgaism quicker when we masturbate each other! :-*
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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #1537 on: July 17, 2006, 01:44:18 PM »

Quote from: PeterMacKenzie on July 17, 2006, 01:40:57 PM
Quote from: McJagger on July 17, 2006, 01:36:51 PM
Quote from: fluorescent on July 17, 2006, 01:30:47 PM
You know Mc Jagger and I do! :-*

quoted for truth.

we even had poster size pics of you @ our last circle jerk.

i won, by the way.


What constitutes winning at a circle jerk?

all the money goes in the middle, $10 per head  ::).the contestants form a circle, and the first to climax wins it all.

there is a guy there who will exchange the dirty money for clean for 20 percent.

« Last Edit: July 17, 2006, 01:50:58 PM by PeterMacKenzie »
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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #1538 on: July 17, 2006, 01:45:23 PM »
Is that right Mc Jagger?  Was it as good for you as me? :-*
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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #1539 on: July 17, 2006, 01:47:12 PM »
Quote from: fluorescent on July 17, 2006, 01:45:23 PM
Is that right Mc Jagger?  Was it as good for you as me? :-*
yeah but what do you do with all that dirty money after you change it out for the winner?
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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #1540 on: July 17, 2006, 01:52:03 PM »
Quote from: McJagger on July 17, 2006, 01:44:18 PM

Quote from: PeterMacKenzie on July 17, 2006, 01:40:57 PM
Quote from: McJagger on July 17, 2006, 01:36:51 PM
Quote from: fluorescent on July 17, 2006, 01:30:47 PM
You know Mc Jagger and I do! :-*

quoted for truth.

we even had poster size pics of you @ our last circle jerk.

i won, by the way.


What constitutes winning at a circle jerk?

all the money goes in the middle, $10 per head  ::).the contestants form a circle, and the first to climax wins it all.

there is a guy there who will exchange the dirty money for clean for 20 percent.



Damn, hit modify instead of quote there.

I think I'd pretty consistently lose at that.
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #1541 on: July 17, 2006, 01:53:59 PM »
you never know pete.

it might turn out to be your thing.
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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #1542 on: July 17, 2006, 01:57:11 PM »
Quote from: McJagger on July 17, 2006, 01:53:59 PM
you never know pete.

it might turn out to be your thing.

I can think of better things to do with my time than dodging jizzm from other guys.
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #1543 on: July 17, 2006, 02:01:08 PM »
Yeah, Mc Jagger is right,  I could start with Peter if Mc Jagger fucks up


The money is in my pants, next my sweaty balls and skid mark underwear.  Got to reach for that shit!
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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #1544 on: July 17, 2006, 03:10:11 PM »
Orochimaru is one sick puppy. That was just....ewwww.
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George:I'd say I'm sorry to disappoint you, but I'm not. I excel at not giving a shit. Experience has taught me that interest begets expectation, and expectation beget disappointment, so the key to avoiding disappointment is to avoid interest. A equals B equals C Equals A, or whatever. I also don't have a lot of interest in being a good person or a bad person. From what I can tell, either way, you're screwed. Bad people are punished by society's laws, and good people are punished by Murphy's Law
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