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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #12795 on: December 02, 2007, 11:04:27 AM »
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Does red wine extract count, I had over 600mg, and that is alot.
What is red wine extract, pure alcohol?

Something they over charge you for in vitamin shops
Is there anything that vitamin shops dont overcharge you for?


No and those suckers keep coming back maybe I should open one :laugh:
Make an eshop (they cost around £10/month), then use Flo for your testemonials...
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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #12796 on: December 02, 2007, 11:07:43 AM »
Quote from: Romulus on December 02, 2007, 11:04:27 AM
Quote from: parts on December 02, 2007, 09:52:54 AM
Quote from: Romulus on December 02, 2007, 08:53:24 AM
Quote from: parts on December 02, 2007, 08:47:49 AM
Quote from: Romulus on December 02, 2007, 08:36:10 AM
Quote from: Randy on December 01, 2007, 01:48:36 PM
Does red wine extract count, I had over 600mg, and that is alot.
What is red wine extract, pure alcohol?

Something they over charge you for in vitamin shops
Is there anything that vitamin shops dont overcharge you for?


No and those suckers keep coming back maybe I should open one :laugh:
Make an eshop (they cost around £10/month), then use Flo for your testemonials...

That sounds good an added bonus it they aren't regulated very much in the states :laugh:
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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #12797 on: December 02, 2007, 02:06:34 PM »
They're gonna sexify the geeks now...

(watching reruns of beauty and the geek)
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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #12798 on: December 02, 2007, 02:20:07 PM »
The female geek looks pretty good- thuogh she just fucking QUOTED a pretty-ugly girl ("I feel just like Julia Roberts in Pretty Woman.")

...oh NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!  They turned the hot geek into Ryan Seacrest!

Fuck this shit.  I'm doing homework.
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Quote from: odeon on April 30, 2010, 01:35:57 AM
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
Quote from: Lit on November 02, 2013, 10:24:49 AM
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
Quote from: ProfessorFarnsworth on September 23, 2012, 01:16:21 AM
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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #12799 on: December 02, 2007, 02:35:50 PM »
KERASH _ KERWHAMM! KERASH _ KERWHAMM! KERASH _ KERWHAMM! KERASH _ KERWHAMM!

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KERASH _ KERWHAMM! KERASH _ KERWHAMM!

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KERASH _ KERWHAMM! KERASH _ KERWHAMM!

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They dug up the street, half a block away, where the "manhole" is located. Instead of finishing the woork in the rain, they decided to put a huge metal plate over the hole in the road.
Every time a car drives over the metal plate ... KERASH _ KERWHAMM!, then the next car KERASH _ KERWHAMM! until I am now about ready to crawl out of my skin. They did this yesterday and I fully expected that, since they started on Saturday - it was urgent and it would be done soon. No such luck!

It is still unfinished and every FUCKING time a car drives west on this street ... KERASH _ KERWHAMM!

I would not really think of this worth complaining about, excet that my "quiet little street" has turned into a severe rat run, with traffic at all hours! This has been going on nonstop since yeasterday morning. I was at workm then, but my poor kids have been here for every car which passed!!!   !!!!!

They have totally lost it at this point. I am near the same!!





I want to think of something else, though!
« Last Edit: December 02, 2007, 02:37:43 PM by DirtDawg »
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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #12800 on: December 02, 2007, 03:00:35 PM »

I forgot to mention that the hole is about twenty feet deep and six feet by six feet or so. The metal plate is about twelve feet square and an inch thick, with reinforcing ribs welded into the underside.

I saw them moving it back into place this afternoon, because it had shifted during the twenty odd hours since they put it into place.

The fucking thing makes a HELL of a lot of noise!
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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #12801 on: December 02, 2007, 03:09:58 PM »
Quote from: DirtDawg on December 02, 2007, 03:00:35 PM

I forgot to mention that the hole is about twenty feet deep and six feet by six feet or so. The metal plate is about twelve feet square and an inch thick, with reinforcing ribs welded into the underside.

I saw them moving it back into place this afternoon, because it had shifted during the twenty odd hours since they put it into place.

The fucking thing makes a HELL of a lot of noise!
Wait till it really shifts and a car falls in that will be one hell of a noise
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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #12802 on: December 02, 2007, 03:41:55 PM »
Quote from: parts on December 02, 2007, 03:09:58 PM
Quote from: DirtDawg on December 02, 2007, 03:00:35 PM

I forgot to mention that the hole is about twenty feet deep and six feet by six feet or so. The metal plate is about twelve feet square and an inch thick, with reinforcing ribs welded into the underside.

I saw them moving it back into place this afternoon, because it had shifted during the twenty odd hours since they put it into place.

The fucking thing makes a HELL of a lot of noise!
Wait till it really shifts and a car falls in that will be one hell of a noise

I would be fine with that! It would stop the fucking noise for a while!

I actually saw that happen once. A car was following too close to another in heavy traffic, downtown San Antonio. Everyone always raced to the next stop light. One guy happened to slamm on his brakes, too hard while he was traveling over a similar big metal thing covering a much larger, but more shallow, hole. The car's tires gripped the metal plate and scooted it forward, in his panic stop, enough to expose the enormous hole. The whole drivers side rear quarterpanel disappeared into the whole and the rush hour traffic was fucked for a while. Thanks goodness I was only crossing that street!

:D

This hole is only about six feet wide, though. It would only claim a single tire. I would still love it!
« Last Edit: December 02, 2007, 03:43:36 PM by DirtDawg »
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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #12803 on: December 03, 2007, 07:34:12 AM »
Quote from: fkng srius on December 02, 2007, 02:20:07 PM
The female geek looks pretty good- thuogh she just fucking QUOTED a pretty-ugly girl ("I feel just like Julia Roberts in Pretty Woman.")

...oh NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!  They turned the hot geek into Ryan Seacrest!

Fuck this shit.  I'm doing homework.

that's sad. i hate it when they take a geek and make him into a slimy NT lookalike. yuck.
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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #12804 on: December 03, 2007, 11:00:26 AM »
Why can't work be steady as opposed to the feast of famine type thing I have experienced lately :-\
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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #12805 on: December 03, 2007, 01:14:50 PM »
Quote from: parts on December 03, 2007, 11:00:26 AM
Why can't work be steady as opposed to the feast of famine type thing I have experienced lately :-\

If you find out, tell me.
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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #12806 on: December 03, 2007, 01:15:34 PM »
People are idiots. I hate them all. :grrr:
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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #12807 on: December 03, 2007, 01:21:13 PM »
even us? :(
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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #12808 on: December 03, 2007, 01:23:01 PM »
You aren't people. You're electrons on my screen. All of you except for Lucifer.

EDIT: Which means that I don't have to hate you unless you specifically want me to. :P
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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #12809 on: December 03, 2007, 01:26:34 PM »
gee thanks. always wanted to be electrons on a screen instead of a person. :P
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