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Offline Mr Smith

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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #11025 on: August 19, 2007, 06:59:35 AM »
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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #11026 on: August 19, 2007, 09:27:33 AM »
Quote from: Great Almighty (GA) on August 19, 2007, 06:32:17 AM
Quote from: Silent Dunc on August 19, 2007, 05:34:54 AM
someone appears to have filled my body with sand overnight.

That must be a unique experience

Sand makes glass, right? My back is full of glass right now.

(miserable swelling of two ruptured disks - hope the other one doesn't start up, too)
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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #11027 on: August 19, 2007, 09:35:20 AM »
Why is Crazy Bitch such a magical song?  It makes my friends get lost when it plays while they're driving, and when I'm out on my morning walk it seems like well over half the time I wind up stripping a tiny bit* while it's playing.

*that is, if I'm wearing a jacket that morning.  :P
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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #11028 on: August 19, 2007, 10:14:37 AM »
Quote from: LolCatalyst on August 18, 2007, 11:03:30 AM
If you'd been thinking with the big brain, dad, you wouldn't be down $400.

This is one of those times when I genuinely do wish I wasn't right so goddamn much of the time, because I saw it coming.  I guess it could have been worse; I was worried she'd get him thrown in jail again, and it'd stay on his record this time.

Well, to be fair, his big problem was with her drinking, and of course she didn't need to when she was on opiates for her back pain, so I should cut him some slack, right?

:twitch:

Today he showed up at my house to fix something and she was in the car.

Seeing as I am his daughter, you'd think he'd have told me about a major life-altering thing like getting a lobotomy.
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Quote from: odeon on April 30, 2010, 01:35:57 AM
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
Quote from: Lit on November 02, 2013, 10:24:49 AM
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
Quote from: ProfessorFarnsworth on September 23, 2012, 01:16:21 AM
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #11029 on: August 19, 2007, 10:28:42 AM »
Quote from: MarkingDawg on August 19, 2007, 09:27:33 AM
Quote from: Great Almighty (GA) on August 19, 2007, 06:32:17 AM
Quote from: Silent Dunc on August 19, 2007, 05:34:54 AM
someone appears to have filled my body with sand overnight.

That must be a unique experience

Sand makes glass, right? My back is full of glass right now.

(miserable swelling of two ruptured disks - hope the other one doesn't start up, too)

bummer. hope you have good drugs. back pain is a bitch.
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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #11030 on: August 19, 2007, 11:24:05 AM »
Quote from: Peter on August 19, 2007, 05:01:22 AM
Quote from: SupernaturalDork on August 19, 2007, 01:59:18 AM
i think i'm going to end up being one of those people who has their groceries delivered to their house.

Like me, you mean?

If that's what you do, then yes. Working in a supermarket is making me want to never set foot in one again.
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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #11031 on: August 19, 2007, 11:28:21 AM »
i'd much prefer to have my groceries delivered to me. unfortunately very few places around here provide that service.
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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #11032 on: August 19, 2007, 11:29:31 AM »
At least I'm not the only lazy person here :D
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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #11033 on: August 19, 2007, 11:31:49 AM »
It's not because of laziness (though I am a lazy person)...I think I have been traumatized...or in the words of Randy, "truamatized" by supermarkets.  :-\
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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #11034 on: August 19, 2007, 11:34:06 AM »
Quote from: SupernaturalDork on August 19, 2007, 11:24:05 AM
Quote from: Peter on August 19, 2007, 05:01:22 AM
Quote from: SupernaturalDork on August 19, 2007, 01:59:18 AM
i think i'm going to end up being one of those people who has their groceries delivered to their house.

Like me, you mean?

If that's what you do, then yes. Working in a supermarket is making me want to never set foot in one again.

I used to work in Spar, which is crappiest, scummiest grocery chain we have here.  I just realised a few days ago that I can get my shopping delivered for free using a code that comes with each receipt.  I'd been throwing them away thinking it was marketing crap.  :wallbutt:
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #11035 on: August 19, 2007, 11:36:47 AM »
Quote from: SupernaturalDork on August 19, 2007, 11:31:49 AM
It's not because of laziness (though I am a lazy person)...I think I have been traumatized...or in the words of Randy, "truamatized" by supermarkets.  :-\

Me and renaeden did some shopping earlier today, twice we had to double back because there were just too many people in the aisle... Time and time again I find that if I go into an area that doesn't have people in it, people will come. I'm a friggen crowd magnet! It shits me!
(and I'm lazy)
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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #11036 on: August 19, 2007, 11:38:48 AM »
I tried ordering my groceries online a few of times but hated the fact that they always had to make substitutions for a fair amount of the stuff I ordered and they always seemed to pick the things I'd never normally buy.   Also every time I ordered fresh meat it always had that day's use by date on it or the next day's.
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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #11037 on: August 19, 2007, 11:43:15 AM »
Yeah, it's not ideal.  Mum has to get me things like liver, which they don't sell online, as well as anything they didn't have on the day of the delivery. 
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #11038 on: August 19, 2007, 11:46:11 AM »
Quote from: Peter on August 19, 2007, 11:34:06 AM
I used to work in Spar, which is crappiest, scummiest grocery chain we have here.

You don't have Netto, Lidl and Aldi in Glasgow?
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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #11039 on: August 19, 2007, 11:50:41 AM »
Quote from: Silent Dunc on August 19, 2007, 11:46:11 AM
Quote from: Peter on August 19, 2007, 11:34:06 AM
I used to work in Spar, which is crappiest, scummiest grocery chain we have here.

You don't have Netto, Lidl and Aldi in Glasgow?

It's the second biggest city in the kingdom (next to London), so I think that they do.
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