Post what you're thinking right now.

[Eclair]

I've washed my hand now.

thanks for the info Peter.

I know you like to keep track of my dog-patting habits.

I prefer the word stroking myself. 

[Teejay]

I don't know who the fuck this Fine Chocolate guy is, but he can do better for himself than to get himself engrossed with some noddy from the internet.

Fine Chocolate is a gal, female icon on her profile.

[Eclair]

I don't know who the fuck this Fine Chocolate guy is, but he can do better for himself than to get himself engrossed with some noddy from the internet.

Fine Chocolate is a gal, female icon on her profile.

My perception is Fine Chocolate is hawt.

[odeon]

And to whoever the fuck you are:  I've managed to get a brand new IP and I'm behind a proxy now with more bandwidth than your pathetic botnet.

You can post from whatever IP you want. The content seems to remain the same, though, so I'd focus on other measures if I were you.

[El]

Good grief, my keyboard looks like I REPLACED it.  I need to clean it a lot more often.  (The alternative is to stop eating in front of the computer, and that ain't happening.)

[Peter]

I'm still contemplating whether sticking my keyboard in the dishwasher is a good idea or not.  I don't want to break it.

[El]

I'm still contemplating whether sticking my keyboard in the dishwasher is a good idea or not.  I don't want to break it.

Bad, bad idea.  The dishwasher probably has magnetic parts, and it would probably fuck the keyboard up six ways from sunday.

[Lucifer]

And to whoever the fuck you are:  I've managed to get a brand new IP and I'm behind a proxy now with more bandwidth than your pathetic botnet.

You can post from whatever IP you want. The content seems to remain the same, though, so I'd focus on other measures if I were you.

i love it when you're nasty.   

[Peter]

I'm still contemplating whether sticking my keyboard in the dishwasher is a good idea or not.  I don't want to break it.

Bad, bad idea.  The dishwasher probably has magnetic parts, and it would probably fuck the keyboard up six ways from sunday.

I'm not sure if there's any other way I could clean it.  It's gone soooo far beyond the point of needing a wipe with a damp cloth.

[duncvis]

Fork out the tenner for a decent new keyboard. your fingers will thank you.

[Lucifer]

what's wrong with a cotton bud and some white spirit, and a brush?

honestly, lazy fucks consuming things they don't need. 

anyway, dunc - you managed for over a year with the dodgiest keyboard in the known universe (cos you kept snorting cider into it, as i recall...  mostly kitkunt's fault.  )

[odeon]

I want a new keyboard. This one makes ugly noises.

[Peter]

Fork out the tenner for a decent new keyboard. your fingers will thank you.

My fingers like this keyboard; I just wish it was cleaner.

[Peter]

what's wrong with a cotton bud and some white spirit, and a brush?

honestly, lazy fucks consuming things they don't need. 

Have you seen my keyboard?

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[Peter]

That pic was taken after cleaning it, btw.