Do you remember before the internet, that it was thought the cause of collective stupidity was the lack of information?Well...it wasn't that.
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Will be the day that I will vow to do my own laundry.
Quote from: peegai on June 25, 2006, 05:28:05 AMWill be the day that I will vow to do my own laundry.You're a different bundle of washing altogether. Any more wisecracks and i'l be forced to hang you out to fry.
Teach me your ways, oh wise master of laundry.
Quote from: peegai on June 25, 2006, 06:04:11 AMTeach me your ways, oh wise master of laundry.I dunno, you're a lot of work, what with all the creases we need to iron out of you. Though on the plus side you've been unadorned by members of the opposite sex, so you are still fresh. I will see what i can do: I'll stretch you over my ironboard right now and try my best to flatten you out with my starch spray.
Quote from: Eamonn on June 25, 2006, 06:09:36 AMQuote from: peegai on June 25, 2006, 06:04:11 AMTeach me your ways, oh wise master of laundry.I dunno, you're a lot of work, what with all the creases we need to iron out of you. Though on the plus side you've been unadorned by members of the opposite sex, so you are still fresh. I will see what i can do: I'll stretch you over my ironboard right now and try my best to flatten you out with my starch spray.Felt like being a prick by correcting some punctuation and grammar mistakes here and there.
Quote from: peegai on June 25, 2006, 06:19:59 AMQuote from: Eamonn on June 25, 2006, 06:09:36 AMQuote from: peegai on June 25, 2006, 06:04:11 AMTeach me your ways, oh wise master of laundry.I dunno, you're a lot of work, what with all the creases we need to iron out of you. Though on the plus side you've been unadorned by members of the opposite sex, so you are still fresh. I will see what i can do: I'll stretch you over my ironboard right now and try my best to flatten you out with my starch spray.Felt like being a prick by correcting some punctuation and grammar mistakes here and there.No problem. Im used to it. I think it means you have been owned and are out of comebacks. You might want to have a look at your own grammar, though, as you missed the fact that 'dunno' isnt a proper word and you didnt seem to notice that there was no need for the extra "you" in your 'correction' as id already alluded to the fact i was talking about you earlier in the sentence.
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.
I can iron, but I haven't in literally years. I think I have an ironing board and an iron, but am not sure where. I don't own anything that needs ironing, save for possibly one thing I haven't worn yet. If that does need to be ironed after I wash it I will and pray that I don't fry it.
Whatever suits your fragile ego.
