I don't need the chemistry set, as you put it (actually its a fully functioning lab, your average chemistry set these days is near enough 100% certain to have been nerfed, and all the good bits shitcanned for being 'too dangerous', I have had them before..but its kinda telling quite how bad things are in that respect when just about the best and most useful things in one are a couple of small bottles containing maybe 10-15g of cobalt chloride, some PH paper with a less than promising PH range, and some sodium bisulfate) to win friends. Actually if somebody professed friendship just because of what I am able to do with the lab, I'd be very suspect indeed of their motives and truthfulness. You wouldn't know of course, but real friends care about people for who they are, not what they have or are able to do or make.
Although its OK, I expected such a concept to elude your grasp, given your obviously a little...slow on the uptake, and of course, not very likely to know what a friend actually is, what with never having had any experience having any of them.
And seriously? 'fanny boy' ? is that the best you can do? you should be embarrassed with yourself. A D- for effort and originality, and a 'U' for quality and intellect.
