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Re: Kitty Vibrator
« Reply #15 on: September 15, 2007, 09:42:26 PM »
I don't want to know HOW you know this.  :laugh:

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Re: Kitty Vibrator
« Reply #16 on: September 15, 2007, 09:50:09 PM »
I heard using a Q-tip works
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Re: Kitty Vibrator
« Reply #17 on: September 15, 2007, 10:42:00 PM »
I think it's the spikes on the male's
penis, actually.

Actually, female cats, in lab experiments, still make the same noises when penetrated with a smooth object.

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Re: Kitty Vibrator
« Reply #18 on: September 15, 2007, 10:47:36 PM »
I SO should have gone into biology.

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Re: Kitty Vibrator
« Reply #19 on: September 15, 2007, 10:48:14 PM »



I think it's the spikes on the male's
penis, actually.

Actually, female cats, in lab experiments, still make the same noises when penetrated with a smooth object.

 :puke:

I don't want to know HOW you know this.  :laugh:

It's called the Discovery Channel.  ::)

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Re: Kitty Vibrator
« Reply #20 on: September 15, 2007, 10:50:07 PM »
TV is the degeneration of modern morality! :soapbox:

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Re: Kitty Vibrator
« Reply #21 on: September 15, 2007, 11:02:35 PM »



I think it's the spikes on the male's
penis, actually.

Actually, female cats, in lab experiments, still make the same noises when penetrated with a smooth object.

 :puke:

I don't want to know HOW you know this.  :laugh:

It's called the Discovery Channel.  ::)

See, if I was watching Fox and it had ANYTHING to do with Cats mating, I would change the channel.  I find your pics of planes much more interesting than rooting cats.  Fuck, they shouldn't even be allowed to procreate!

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Re: Kitty Vibrator
« Reply #22 on: September 16, 2007, 12:37:15 AM »
oh.  i thought this thread was going to be a new toy, a sort of development on the rabbit.   :'(

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Re: Kitty Vibrator
« Reply #23 on: September 16, 2007, 12:52:26 AM »
My girlfriend told Me today I need to buy a vibrator for Her and use it on Her. ;D

Sounds like everybody's pussy is on heat at the moment, then!  ;)
She has a high sex drive. :o

Oh, now everyone who's getting some, has to brag about it!  ;)

I hope you fart during critical moment then!  Braggart.

(ooh, who is jealous, then...mmm!)
I am not trying to brag She does get turn on easly. It does not take much to turn Her on.

I was just teasing you playfully.  I'm happy for you Kevv.   :-*
I am very playfully. :eyebrows:
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Re: Kitty Vibrator
« Reply #24 on: September 16, 2007, 10:04:15 AM »



I think it's the spikes on the male's
penis, actually.

Actually, female cats, in lab experiments, still make the same noises when penetrated with a smooth object.

 :puke:

I don't want to know HOW you know this.  :laugh:

It's called the Discovery Channel.  ::)

That was a discovery I could have lived without. :P

How to Calm a Cat in Heat.

http://www.ehow.com/how_2054778_calm-cat-heat.html

" Step Three

Help keep the cat busy. Cats in heat appear to have extra energy that can be assuaged with playful distractions. Provide your cat with new toys, preferably ones that will inspire her to jump toward or run after them."

A remote-controlled vibrator maybe?   :kitten:

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Re: Kitty Vibrator
« Reply #25 on: September 16, 2007, 12:12:03 PM »
You could always try a little catunnlingus :green:
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Re: Kitty Vibrator
« Reply #26 on: September 16, 2007, 01:12:46 PM »
You could always try a little catunnlingus :green:

Blech. I should have known better than to ask this here, of all places.  :green:
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Re: Kitty Vibrator
« Reply #27 on: September 16, 2007, 01:51:09 PM »
Yeah, the furry tongue is awful,
but a dental dam works to prevent
that. I know it's not the same, but
hey!

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Re: Kitty Vibrator
« Reply #28 on: September 16, 2007, 04:31:50 PM »
Yeah, the furry tongue is awful,
but a dental dam works to prevent
that. I know it's not the same, but
hey!

Have you ever actually licked a cat's genitals, Calandale?

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Re: Kitty Vibrator
« Reply #29 on: September 16, 2007, 04:49:18 PM »
Not that I remember.  :laugh: