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Kitty Vibrator
« on: September 15, 2007, 05:13:13 PM »
I need a kitty vibrator. My cat is in heat. I didn't get her fixed because she is a purebred siamese, and when I got her I thought I might want kittens, but my current living situation prohibits this. Anyway, yeah, she's in heat, and not for the first time, and I feel really bad for her so I almost stick a pen up her cooter to make her satisfied but I figured it would hurt her and I stopped. The point to this is that there needs to be some kind of kitty vibrator I can buy her.  :sheeplove:
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Re: Kitty Vibrator
« Reply #1 on: September 15, 2007, 05:25:51 PM »
Uhm, just use a finger?
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Re: Kitty Vibrator
« Reply #2 on: September 15, 2007, 05:26:21 PM »
Remember to bite her neck though.
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Re: Kitty Vibrator
« Reply #3 on: September 15, 2007, 05:34:13 PM »
I'm not keen to ponder cat sexuality for too long, but I mean, do they even have orgasms?  I don't think putting something inside her is going to help.  Besides, wouldn't you have to do all the purring and wailing and fighting first that cats do before they mate :laugh: ?

Isn't that the thing that is making her all feisty? 
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Re: Kitty Vibrator
« Reply #4 on: September 15, 2007, 05:35:44 PM »
I think it's the spikes on the male's
penis, actually.
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Re: Kitty Vibrator
« Reply #5 on: September 15, 2007, 05:37:51 PM »
Couldn't you just get a normal vibrator and buzz her on the genital region with no penetration?
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Re: Kitty Vibrator
« Reply #6 on: September 15, 2007, 05:39:06 PM »
Or just run the vacuum over her?

I mean, cats just love appliances
coming close to their bodies.
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Re: Kitty Vibrator
« Reply #7 on: September 15, 2007, 07:31:35 PM »
Quote from: RikkiTikkiTavi on September 15, 2007, 05:13:13 PM
I need a kitty vibrator. My cat is in heat. I didn't get her fixed because she is a purebred siamese, and when I got her I thought I might want kittens, but my current living situation prohibits this. Anyway, yeah, she's in heat, and not for the first time, and I feel really bad for her so I almost stick a pen up her cooter to make her satisfied but I figured it would hurt her and I stopped. The point to this is that there needs to be some kind of kitty vibrator I can buy her.  :sheeplove:

Years ago, when I was in a room with a cat in heat, I suggested the owner use a 1/4" tipring patch cord on her.
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Re: Kitty Vibrator
« Reply #8 on: September 15, 2007, 08:25:57 PM »
My girlfriend told Me today I need to buy a vibrator for Her and use it on Her. ;D
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Re: Kitty Vibrator
« Reply #9 on: September 15, 2007, 08:28:45 PM »
Quote from: kevv729 on September 15, 2007, 08:25:57 PM
My girlfriend told Me today I need to buy a vibrator for Her and use it on Her. ;D

Sounds like everybody's pussy is on heat at the moment, then!  ;)
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Re: Kitty Vibrator
« Reply #10 on: September 15, 2007, 08:53:13 PM »
Quote from: Eclair on September 15, 2007, 08:28:45 PM
Quote from: kevv729 on September 15, 2007, 08:25:57 PM
My girlfriend told Me today I need to buy a vibrator for Her and use it on Her. ;D

Sounds like everybody's pussy is on heat at the moment, then!  ;)
She has a high sex drive. :o
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Re: Kitty Vibrator
« Reply #11 on: September 15, 2007, 09:02:17 PM »
Quote from: kevv729 on September 15, 2007, 08:53:13 PM
Quote from: Eclair on September 15, 2007, 08:28:45 PM
Quote from: kevv729 on September 15, 2007, 08:25:57 PM
My girlfriend told Me today I need to buy a vibrator for Her and use it on Her. ;D

Sounds like everybody's pussy is on heat at the moment, then!  ;)
She has a high sex drive. :o

Oh, now everyone who's getting some, has to brag about it!  ;)

I hope you fart during critical moment then!  Braggart.

(ooh, who is jealous, then...mmm!)
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Re: Kitty Vibrator
« Reply #12 on: September 15, 2007, 09:09:14 PM »
Quote from: Eclair on September 15, 2007, 09:02:17 PM
Quote from: kevv729 on September 15, 2007, 08:53:13 PM
Quote from: Eclair on September 15, 2007, 08:28:45 PM
Quote from: kevv729 on September 15, 2007, 08:25:57 PM
My girlfriend told Me today I need to buy a vibrator for Her and use it on Her. ;D

Sounds like everybody's pussy is on heat at the moment, then!  ;)
She has a high sex drive. :o

Oh, now everyone who's getting some, has to brag about it!  ;)

I hope you fart during critical moment then!  Braggart.

(ooh, who is jealous, then...mmm!)
I am not trying to brag She does get turn on easly. It does not take much to turn Her on.
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Re: Kitty Vibrator
« Reply #13 on: September 15, 2007, 09:30:31 PM »
Quote from: kevv729 on September 15, 2007, 09:09:14 PM
Quote from: Eclair on September 15, 2007, 09:02:17 PM
Quote from: kevv729 on September 15, 2007, 08:53:13 PM
Quote from: Eclair on September 15, 2007, 08:28:45 PM
Quote from: kevv729 on September 15, 2007, 08:25:57 PM
My girlfriend told Me today I need to buy a vibrator for Her and use it on Her. ;D

Sounds like everybody's pussy is on heat at the moment, then!  ;)
She has a high sex drive. :o

Oh, now everyone who's getting some, has to brag about it!  ;)

I hope you fart during critical moment then!  Braggart.

(ooh, who is jealous, then...mmm!)
I am not trying to brag She does get turn on easly. It does not take much to turn Her on.

I was just teasing you playfully.  I'm happy for you Kevv.   :-*
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Re: Kitty Vibrator
« Reply #14 on: September 15, 2007, 09:33:41 PM »
Quote from: calandale on September 15, 2007, 05:35:44 PM
I think it's the spikes on the male's
penis, actually.

Actually, female cats, in lab experiments, still make the same noises when penetrated with a smooth object.
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