in no particular order:
shit music I can't escape from, in all its forms (muzak, chav car stereos, most of my neighbours, music in shops - which for some reason is almost always intolerable, tv adverts...)
aforementioned tv adverts. hell is populated by marketing managers and advertising executives.
speed cameras. at least traffic police can use their fucking judgement (except the wankers)
people who think their superior morals should allow them to decide what everyone else should be allowed to do.
racist cunts.
ignorant abusive fucking trash, including but not limited to chavs.
debt collectors, loan sharks and other twunts who leech off people struggling to make ends meet.
most politicians, celebrities and religious leaders.
greedy, amoral corporate bastards. the boards of Nestle and Monsanto spring to mind.
Jamie Oliver. CUNT