I wouldn't take it to Harrogate either. Full of twats.
fair comment. okay, so how about:
"I AM HIJACKING THIS THREAD IN THE NAME OF THE PEOPLE'S LIBERATED PEOPLE'S FRONT OF LIBERATION, AND DEMAND YOU TAKE THIS THREAD TO... ERM... SOMEWHERE ELSE, ANYWHERE THAT'S NOT BRISTOL, OR HARROGATE, AS A MATTER OF FACT, AND THEN... WELL, I'LL TELL YOU WHEN WE GET THERE, YOU INFIDEL SCUM!"
better?