My ask away thread

[purposefulinsanity]

A clean cunt will not taste of piss.

Showered and ready for Duncshit?

Surprisingly enough I don't actually call him Duncshit whilst in the throes of passion. 

BTW- it cuts both ways, I don't think there's many women out there who appreciate the taste of bovril cock

If they're trained corectly, they don't mind.

Seriously, do you avoid going down on a woman (or a man),
if they're not freshly cleaned?

Doesn't this interfere with the desire of the moment?

I don't mean they have to have just showered right before sex, I mean clean as in has a regular shower.

[McGiver]

A clean cunt will not taste of piss.

Showered and ready for Duncshit?

Surprisingly enough I don't actually call him Duncshit whilst in the throes of passion. 

BTW- it cuts both ways, I don't think there's many women out there who appreciate the taste of bovril cock

If they're trained corectly, they don't mind.

Seriously, do you avoid going down on a woman (or a man),
if they're not freshly cleaned?

Doesn't this interfere with the desire of the moment?

I don't mean they have to have just showered right before sex, I mean clean as in has a regular shower.

then you can count spammy out when he is in spam mode.

[Calandale]

I don't mean they have to have just showered right before sex, I mean clean as in has a regular shower.

So a little bit of urine is just extra flavor?

[purposefulinsanity]

I don't mean they have to have just showered right before sex, I mean clean as in has a regular shower.

So a little bit of urine is just extra flavor?

  Yeah, I think that about covers it.

[McGiver]

I don't mean they have to have just showered right before sex, I mean clean as in has a regular shower.

So a little bit of urine is just extra flavor?

  Yeah, I think that about covers it.

what about dried vagina juice?

[ozymandias]

A clean cunt will not taste of piss.

Showered and ready for Duncshit?

Surprisingly enough I don't actually call him Duncshit whilst in the throes of passion. 

BTW- it cuts both ways, I don't think there's many women out there who appreciate the taste of bovril cock

If they're trained corectly, they don't mind.

Seriously, do you avoid going down on a woman (or a man),
if they're not freshly cleaned?

Doesn't this interfere with the desire of the moment?

I don't mean they have to have just showered right before sex, I mean clean as in has a regular shower.

Agreed, clean and neat turns me on over heavily madeup and perfumed or just getting in from mud wrestling.

[purposefulinsanity]

Yuck- troweled on slap and orange fake tan- not a pretty sight.

[Calandale]

Yeah, but a little mud ain't bad. Nor is sweat.
I'd greet my wife, when she came back from
digging ditches, with a nice cleaning, every so
often.

[Calandale]

Consider sleeping on the job?

Many times- unfortunately when I do that my co-workers literally bounce on my head shouting 'wake up' in my ear.

Ok, so what do you do? Watch others evil spawnlings?

[purposefulinsanity]

Consider sleeping on the job?

Many times- unfortunately when I do that my co-workers literally bounce on my head shouting 'wake up' in my ear.

Ok, so what do you do? Watch others evil spawnlings?

No, watch my own 

[Calandale]

Oh, well then you can just tell them to play
in traffic right? That's what my mother did.

[purposefulinsanity]

No cos I generally like my kids- I find them constantly fascinating.

[Calandale]

I suppose caging them is out of the question too?

[purposefulinsanity]

I suppose caging them is out of the question too?

They're too smart for that, they'd always come up with an effective escape plan.

[Calandale]

How old are they?