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How should we decide site issues??

Sissy voting
2 (15.4%)
Paintball wars
2 (15.4%)
6mm soft pellets
1 (7.7%)
.22 Lead pellets
1 (7.7%)
M-16's and AK-47's
1 (7.7%)
Mixed Martial Arts fight.
1 (7.7%)
Free-for-all orgy. first one to come wins.
5 (38.5%)

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Offline Lucifer

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Re: 1st Annual I² Paintball Fight
« Reply #15 on: September 09, 2007, 01:30:41 PM »
I notice you didn't dispute the suggestion that the poll was a trick   :laugh:

I'm sorry I neglected your post, vivi's holes were getting more attention from me.

fixed.  :P

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Re: 1st Annual I² Paintball Fight
« Reply #16 on: September 09, 2007, 01:32:13 PM »
I notice you didn't dispute the suggestion that the poll was a trick   :laugh:

I'm sorry I neglected your post, vivi was wanting more attention from me.

No, it's no trick really, actually, I've become less sensitive in recent years and it takes quite a bit of work for me to get off.

I'm sure one of the youngin's on this site would be the first to come.

I always thought lack of use had the opposite effect on men- you learn something new everyday.

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Re: 1st Annual I² Paintball Fight
« Reply #17 on: September 09, 2007, 01:33:06 PM »
/dies

wish i hadn't just plussed you.  :LMAO:

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Re: 1st Annual I² Paintball Fight
« Reply #18 on: September 09, 2007, 01:33:12 PM »
yeah, there is - it has sheathed claws, which shoot out when ever they think there's something nasty coming near them.

You mean there's more than one??

(OMFG!!! did the grammar nazi just make a mistake??)

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Don't you have any severed body parts from you past victims laying about?? I think I could come up with a use for them.

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no.  i don't sever anything.  i make them crawl away and do it to themselves, after years of suffering.

Fine.  I'll settle for one of your would-be-victims then.

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Re: 1st Annual I² Paintball Fight
« Reply #19 on: September 09, 2007, 01:34:53 PM »
I always thought lack of use had the opposite effect on men- you learn something new everyday.

Duuurr!!! you haven't been reading my posts in recent weeks I take it.

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Re: 1st Annual I² Paintball Fight
« Reply #20 on: September 09, 2007, 01:35:14 PM »
yeah, there is - it has sheathed claws, which shoot out when ever they think there's something nasty coming near them.

You mean there's more than one??

(OMFG!!! did the grammar nazi just make a mistake??)

er, no.  the "they" referred to the clawS, which are plural.

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Don't you have any severed body parts from you past victims laying about?? I think I could come up with a use for them.

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no.  i don't sever anything.  i make them crawl away and do it to themselves, after years of suffering.

Fine.  I'll settle for one of your would-be-victims then.

you leave j. depp alone, or PI will see to it you're never capable of coming on a biscuit ever again. 

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Re: 1st Annual I² Paintball Fight
« Reply #21 on: September 09, 2007, 01:35:34 PM »
I always thought lack of use had the opposite effect on men- you learn something new everyday.

Duuurr!!! you haven't been reading my posts in recent weeks I take it.

why would we want to?

:P

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Re: 1st Annual I² Paintball Fight
« Reply #22 on: September 09, 2007, 01:36:33 PM »
I always thought lack of use had the opposite effect on men- you learn something new everyday.

Duuurr!!! you haven't been reading my posts in recent weeks I take it.

You mean the ones where you broke up with your latest girlfriend cos the sex was so good you were watching tv during it? 

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Re: 1st Annual I² Paintball Fight
« Reply #23 on: September 09, 2007, 01:37:11 PM »
/chokes on cigarette.

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Re: 1st Annual I² Paintball Fight
« Reply #24 on: September 09, 2007, 01:37:34 PM »
I always thought lack of use had the opposite effect on men- you learn something new everyday.

Duuurr!!! you haven't been reading my posts in recent weeks I take it.

You mean the ones where you broke up with your latest girlfriend cos the sex was so good you were watching tv during it? 

 :LMAO:

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Re: 1st Annual I² Paintball Fight
« Reply #25 on: September 09, 2007, 01:38:08 PM »
I always thought lack of use had the opposite effect on men- you learn something new everyday.

Duuurr!!! you haven't been reading my posts in recent weeks I take it.

You mean the ones where you broke up with your latest girlfriend cos the sex was so good you were watching tv during it? 

 :LMAO:

 :pwned:

 :lol:  Definitely  :plus:

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Re: 1st Annual I² Paintball Fight
« Reply #26 on: September 09, 2007, 01:38:56 PM »
you leave j. depp alone, or PI will see to it you're never capable of coming on a biscuit ever again. 


I can get to j. depp before any of you get to me.

.....and what makes you think you can get to within a country mile of my jewels??

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Re: 1st Annual I² Paintball Fight
« Reply #27 on: September 09, 2007, 01:40:22 PM »
you leave j. depp alone, or PI will see to it you're never capable of coming on a biscuit ever again. 


I can get to j. depp before any of you get to me.
doubt it - he lives about half an hour away from me, at the mo.

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.....and what makes you think you can get to within a country mile of my jewels??

i don't.  read my post again.

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Re: 1st Annual I² Paintball Fight
« Reply #28 on: September 09, 2007, 01:41:37 PM »
I always thought lack of use had the opposite effect on men- you learn something new everyday.

Duuurr!!! you haven't been reading my posts in recent weeks I take it.
i get crabby also, when i am not getting enough poontang.
Misunderstood.

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Re: 1st Annual I² Paintball Fight
« Reply #29 on: September 09, 2007, 01:46:26 PM »
you leave j. depp alone, or PI will see to it you're never capable of coming on a biscuit ever again. 


I can get to j. depp before any of you get to me.
doubt it - he lives about half an hour away from me, at the mo.

I suspect I could beat you to it, with a fast chopper.