i feel like committing suicide. i missed Star Trek.
FUCK.
but if i did, i would do it well. i really wonder how someone can try to kill themselves and fail at it, if they really try it should be easy. you can take pills and jump down into a waterfall and stab yourself on the way down. and if that doesn't work bite into a cyanide capsule.
It's not a dependable process, unless you really think it through.
I know a guy who shot himself in the head with a police style revolver and you would think that should work, but it didn't. I have always said, just like everything else he ever tried to do, he fucked that up, too. He was a tossed salad the last time I saw him and still going a few years ago in a state hospital, last I heard. He's not tube fed, but pretty much an infant, requiring total care for over twenty years, now.
He did it because he wrecked his shitty two hundred dollar car, according to the people who were around him at the time.