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Re: Ask McResistence anything.....i will not resist your querry
« Reply #465 on: February 13, 2008, 08:00:55 PM »
Did you really quit smokling or was the 'I quit 12 minutes ago' post you made just the time since your last fag?
i didn't quit.  my momma didn't raise no quitter.
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Re: Ask McResistence anything.....i will not resist your querry
« Reply #466 on: February 13, 2008, 08:02:19 PM »
Did you play fantasy football this year?   I didn't myself for the first time in years.

How did your daughter's soccer team do?    I seem to remember you saying that you were involved in some sort of coaching capacity.
no i didn't play, for the first time in 13 years.  but i thoroughly enjoyed the season.
the girls soccer team worked hard, but had no talent.  i was proud to coach them.
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Re: Ask McResistence anything.....i will not resist your querry
« Reply #467 on: April 01, 2008, 08:36:30 AM »
What member of I2 would you most like to join me in a threesome with?
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: Ask McResistence anything.....i will not resist your querry
« Reply #468 on: June 08, 2008, 09:32:55 AM »
What member of I2 would you most like to join me in a threesome with?
why?
isn't just you enough for me?
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Re: Ask McResistence anything.....i will not resist your querry
« Reply #469 on: June 08, 2008, 11:27:50 AM »
What member of I2 would you most like to join me in a threesome with?
why?
isn't just you enough for me?
Awwwww.  That's so sweet of you!  But I'm pretty damn small; you might require a third to be able to handle your sheer studliness.
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: Ask McResistence anything.....i will not resist your querry
« Reply #470 on: June 08, 2008, 07:05:34 PM »
What member of I2 would you most like to join me in a threesome with?
why?
isn't just you enough for me?

Is this the single McJ post for the quarter?

Shall the next one be around August?   

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Re: Ask McResistence anything.....i will not resist your querry
« Reply #471 on: June 08, 2008, 07:16:40 PM »
What member of I2 would you most like to join me in a threesome with?
why?
isn't just you enough for me?

Is this the single McJ post for the quarter?

Shall the next one be around August?   
I think he's actually here all the time but in some type fo reality where time moves slower.  As far as he's concerned we're posting insanelyt fast and the sexy stuff what stands out to him in the speeded-up blur.
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: Ask McResistence anything.....i will not resist your querry
« Reply #472 on: June 08, 2008, 07:22:00 PM »
What member of I2 would you most like to join me in a threesome with?
why?
isn't just you enough for me?

Is this the single McJ post for the quarter?

Shall the next one be around August?   
I think he's actually here all the time but in some type fo reality where time moves slower.  As far as he's concerned we're posting insanelyt fast and the sexy stuff what stands out to him in the speeded-up blur.

Actually, my theory is McJ isn't a hot 40 year old guy....he was once, but he's actually 80 years old now.  The reason he doesn't post, or wank much, is his arthritis is shockingly bad!


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Re: Ask McResistence anything.....i will not resist your querry
« Reply #473 on: June 08, 2008, 10:38:07 PM »
Are you back, McJ?

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Re: Ask McResistence anything.....i will not resist your querry
« Reply #474 on: June 09, 2008, 06:43:21 AM »
What member of I2 would you most like to join me in a threesome with?
why?
isn't just you enough for me?

Is this the single McJ post for the quarter?

Shall the next one be around August?   
I think he's actually here all the time but in some type fo reality where time moves slower.  As far as he's concerned we're posting insanelyt fast and the sexy stuff what stands out to him in the speeded-up blur.

Actually, my theory is McJ isn't a hot 40 year old guy....he was once, but he's actually 80 years old now.  The reason he doesn't post, or wank much, is his arthritis is shockingly bad!


He's in a nursing home soliciting blowjobs from nurses and fellow residents as we speak:

"Hey baby.  How 'bout coming to my room for a private bingo session?  No need to bring your dentures."
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: Ask McResistence anything.....i will not resist your querry
« Reply #475 on: June 09, 2008, 06:54:14 AM »
What member of I2 would you most like to join me in a threesome with?
why?
isn't just you enough for me?

Is this the single McJ post for the quarter?

Shall the next one be around August?   
I think he's actually here all the time but in some type fo reality where time moves slower.  As far as he's concerned we're posting insanelyt fast and the sexy stuff what stands out to him in the speeded-up blur.

Actually, my theory is McJ isn't a hot 40 year old guy....he was once, but he's actually 80 years old now.  The reason he doesn't post, or wank much, is his arthritis is shockingly bad!



i am only 38 years old....and, too sexy for the home row.
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Re: Ask McResistence anything.....i will not resist your querry
« Reply #476 on: June 09, 2008, 06:59:31 AM »
i am only 38 years old....and, too sexy for the home row.
No geriatric fellatio for you yet, eh?  So, have you ever had a toothless woman go down on you?  Or is there something the Great and Freaky McJ has yet to experience?
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: Ask McResistence anything.....i will not resist your querry
« Reply #477 on: June 09, 2008, 01:59:55 PM »
Good to see you again, McJ. :)
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Re: Ask McResistence anything.....i will not resist your querry
« Reply #478 on: June 09, 2008, 02:02:04 PM »
What member of I2 would you most like to join me in a threesome with?
why?
isn't just you enough for me?

Is this the single McJ post for the quarter?

Shall the next one be around August?   
I think he's actually here all the time but in some type fo reality where time moves slower.  As far as he's concerned we're posting insanelyt fast and the sexy stuff what stands out to him in the speeded-up blur.

Actually, my theory is McJ isn't a hot 40 year old guy....he was once, but he's actually 80 years old now.  The reason he doesn't post, or wank much, is his arthritis is shockingly bad!


He's in a nursing home soliciting blowjobs from nurses and fellow residents as we speak:

"Hey baby.  How 'bout coming to my room for a private bingo session?  No need to bring your dentures."

:laugh:

hello again, Balders.  ;)

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Re: Ask McResistence anything.....i will not resist your querry
« Reply #479 on: June 10, 2008, 03:35:59 AM »
What member of I2 would you most like to join me in a threesome with?
why?
isn't just you enough for me?

Is this the single McJ post for the quarter?

Shall the next one be around August?   
I think he's actually here all the time but in some type fo reality where time moves slower.  As far as he's concerned we're posting insanelyt fast and the sexy stuff what stands out to him in the speeded-up blur.

Actually, my theory is McJ isn't a hot 40 year old guy....he was once, but he's actually 80 years old now.  The reason he doesn't post, or wank much, is his arthritis is shockingly bad!



i am only 38 years old....and, too sexy for the home row.

Sorry, forgot those 2 years are crucial....38 then.