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Offline Yuri Bezmenov

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Re: Ask McResistence anything.....i will not resist your querry
« Reply #600 on: July 25, 2018, 07:33:29 PM »
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Understandable. If I knew, I wouldn't tell YOU.

That's okay, my momma tells me everything I need to know.  :zoinks:

Yo momma's so dumb, when y'all were driving to Disneyland, she saw a sign that said "Disneyland left," so she went home.   :hahaha:
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Re: Ask McResistence anything.....i will not resist your querry
« Reply #601 on: July 25, 2018, 07:38:22 PM »
Your momma's so fat it hurts my neck just to think about her.  :zoinks:
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Re: Ask McResistence anything.....i will not resist your querry
« Reply #602 on: July 25, 2018, 07:39:42 PM »
My mom is dead, shit-for-brains.   :hahaha:
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Re: Ask McResistence anything.....i will not resist your querry
« Reply #603 on: July 25, 2018, 07:40:21 PM »
That doesn't make her any less fat.  :zoinks:
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Re: Ask McResistence anything.....i will not resist your querry
« Reply #604 on: July 25, 2018, 07:45:33 PM »
Yo mama so hairy, for Halloween she dyes herself green and goes as a small bush.

Yo mama so smelly, she has to creep up on bathwater.
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Re: Ask McResistence anything.....i will not resist your querry
« Reply #605 on: July 25, 2018, 07:57:38 PM »
Your momma's so fat when she backs up she beeps.  :zoinks:
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Re: Ask McResistence anything.....i will not resist your querry
« Reply #606 on: July 27, 2018, 02:14:37 PM »
Quote from: Gopher Gary on July 25, 2018, 07:57:38 PM
Your momma's so fat when she backs up she beeps.  :zoinks:

Uh.... that was my aunt.  :dunno:
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Re: Ask McResistence anything.....i will not resist your querry
« Reply #607 on: July 27, 2018, 04:17:37 PM »
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Quote from: Gopher Gary on July 25, 2018, 07:57:38 PM
Your momma's so fat when she backs up she beeps.  :zoinks:

Uh.... that was my aunt.  :dunno:

I had a joke about your aunt, but your momma ate it.  :zoinks:
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Re: Ask McResistence anything.....i will not resist your querry
« Reply #608 on: July 30, 2018, 11:59:48 PM »
Quote from: Gopher Gary on July 27, 2018, 04:17:37 PM
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Quote from: Gopher Gary on July 25, 2018, 07:57:38 PM
Your momma's so fat when she backs up she beeps.  :zoinks:

Uh.... that was my aunt.  :dunno:

I had a joke about your aunt, but your momma ate it.  :zoinks:

I'm so fat that no attractive mama wants to be with me :(
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Re: Ask McResistence anything.....i will not resist your querry
« Reply #609 on: July 31, 2018, 06:42:40 PM »
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Quote from: Gopher Gary on July 25, 2018, 07:57:38 PM
Your momma's so fat when she backs up she beeps.  :zoinks:

Uh.... that was my aunt.  :dunno:

I had a joke about your aunt, but your momma ate it.  :zoinks:

I'm so fat that no attractive mama wants to be with me :(

You just need more confidence. In another universe, I'd totally make you my bitch.  :zoinks:
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Re: Ask McResistence anything.....i will not resist your querry
« Reply #610 on: August 01, 2018, 01:04:25 AM »
Quote from: Gopher Gary on July 31, 2018, 06:42:40 PM
Quote from: Genesis on July 30, 2018, 11:59:48 PM
Quote from: Gopher Gary on July 27, 2018, 04:17:37 PM
Quote from: Genesis on July 27, 2018, 02:14:37 PM
Quote from: Gopher Gary on July 25, 2018, 07:57:38 PM
Your momma's so fat when she backs up she beeps.  :zoinks:

Uh.... that was my aunt.  :dunno:

I had a joke about your aunt, but your momma ate it.  :zoinks:

I'm so fat that no attractive mama wants to be with me :(

You just need more confidence. In another universe, I'd totally make you my bitch.  :zoinks:

I lack confidence though... something to do with not trusting people easily :-/
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Re: Ask McResistence anything.....i will not resist your querry
« Reply #611 on: August 01, 2018, 08:12:32 PM »
Quote from: Genesis on August 01, 2018, 01:04:25 AM
Quote from: Gopher Gary on July 31, 2018, 06:42:40 PM
Quote from: Genesis on July 30, 2018, 11:59:48 PM
Quote from: Gopher Gary on July 27, 2018, 04:17:37 PM
Quote from: Genesis on July 27, 2018, 02:14:37 PM
Quote from: Gopher Gary on July 25, 2018, 07:57:38 PM
Your momma's so fat when she backs up she beeps.  :zoinks:

Uh.... that was my aunt.  :dunno:

I had a joke about your aunt, but your momma ate it.  :zoinks:

I'm so fat that no attractive mama wants to be with me :(

You just need more confidence. In another universe, I'd totally make you my bitch.  :zoinks:

I lack confidence though... something to do with not trusting people easily :-/

Confidence is about faith in yourself, not other people.  :orly:
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Re: Ask McResistence anything.....i will not resist your querry
« Reply #612 on: August 09, 2018, 05:52:19 PM »
Quote from: Insert User on August 01, 2018, 08:12:32 PM
Quote from: Genesis on August 01, 2018, 01:04:25 AM
Quote from: Gopher Gary on July 31, 2018, 06:42:40 PM
Quote from: Genesis on July 30, 2018, 11:59:48 PM
Quote from: Gopher Gary on July 27, 2018, 04:17:37 PM
Quote from: Genesis on July 27, 2018, 02:14:37 PM
Quote from: Gopher Gary on July 25, 2018, 07:57:38 PM
Your momma's so fat when she backs up she beeps.  :zoinks:

Uh.... that was my aunt.  :dunno:

I had a joke about your aunt, but your momma ate it.  :zoinks:

I'm so fat that no attractive mama wants to be with me :(

You just need more confidence. In another universe, I'd totally make you my bitch.  :zoinks:

I lack confidence though... something to do with not trusting people easily :-/

Confidence is about faith in yourself, not other people.  :orly:

This is the new alter ego? Seriously Gary??? also yeah... I concur to that sentiment
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