Ask McResistence anything.....i will not resist your querry

[Yuri Bezmenov]

Understandable. If I knew, I wouldn't tell YOU.

That's okay, my momma tells me everything I need to know. 

Yo momma's so dumb, when y'all were driving to Disneyland, she saw a sign that said "Disneyland left," so she went home.   

[Gopher Gary]

Your momma's so fat it hurts my neck just to think about her. 

[Yuri Bezmenov]

My mom is dead, shit-for-brains.   

[Gopher Gary]

That doesn't make her any less fat. 

[Minister Of Silly Walks]

Yo mama so hairy, for Halloween she dyes herself green and goes as a small bush.

Yo mama so smelly, she has to creep up on bathwater.

[Gopher Gary]

Your momma's so fat when she backs up she beeps. 

[Genesis]

Your momma's so fat when she backs up she beeps. 

Uh.... that was my aunt. 

[Gopher Gary]

Your momma's so fat when she backs up she beeps. 

Uh.... that was my aunt. 

I had a joke about your aunt, but your momma ate it. 

[Genesis]

Your momma's so fat when she backs up she beeps. 

Uh.... that was my aunt. 

I had a joke about your aunt, but your momma ate it. 

I'm so fat that no attractive mama wants to be with me

[Gopher Gary]

Your momma's so fat when she backs up she beeps. 

Uh.... that was my aunt. 

I had a joke about your aunt, but your momma ate it. 

I'm so fat that no attractive mama wants to be with me

You just need more confidence. In another universe, I'd totally make you my bitch. 

[Genesis]

Your momma's so fat when she backs up she beeps. 

Uh.... that was my aunt. 

I had a joke about your aunt, but your momma ate it. 

I'm so fat that no attractive mama wants to be with me

You just need more confidence. In another universe, I'd totally make you my bitch. 

I lack confidence though... something to do with not trusting people easily :-/

[Gopher Gary]

Your momma's so fat when she backs up she beeps. 

Uh.... that was my aunt. 

I had a joke about your aunt, but your momma ate it. 

I'm so fat that no attractive mama wants to be with me

You just need more confidence. In another universe, I'd totally make you my bitch. 

I lack confidence though... something to do with not trusting people easily :-/

Confidence is about faith in yourself, not other people. 

[Genesis]

Your momma's so fat when she backs up she beeps. 

Uh.... that was my aunt. 

I had a joke about your aunt, but your momma ate it. 

I'm so fat that no attractive mama wants to be with me

You just need more confidence. In another universe, I'd totally make you my bitch. 

I lack confidence though... something to do with not trusting people easily :-/

Confidence is about faith in yourself, not other people. 

This is the new alter ego? Seriously Gary??? also yeah... I concur to that sentiment