Deaf, I love to read too much, so my choice would be deafness!
HHHHmmmmm, worst thing I ever did, I would have to say it was a time when I totally lost my patience and temper with my daughter and screamed at her when she was a toddler. The look of sheer terror on her face still haunts me. And serves as a reminder to never do that again. I realized at that moment that I had done the same thing to her, my psycho-mother did to me.
I love being a stay home dad and househusband! Do I feel emasculated....hell no. I'v never been into the stereotypiical male roles.
The first to be eaten would be Happeh, Get the bad food out of the way first! Besides the last thing I would want to deal with is his insufferable arrogance for an extended period of time!
Second: FOAD, listening to his whining would drive me crazy!
Third: PostPerson, get the manipulative people out of the way first!!
Interesting questions!