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Offline Randy

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Re: how many married couples do we have here?
« Reply #30 on: September 05, 2007, 12:52:20 PM »
I am not really a pric, if you wanted to and I had money, suit yourself.  I would not expect me f u c k her the first chance I get.
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Re: how many married couples do we have here?
« Reply #31 on: September 05, 2007, 12:55:12 PM »
er, is that a yes?
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Re: how many married couples do we have here?
« Reply #32 on: September 05, 2007, 02:21:53 PM »
it means that he's got sunglasses.
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Re: how many married couples do we have here?
« Reply #33 on: September 05, 2007, 03:16:40 PM »
The futures so bright, ya just gotta wear shades! 8)
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Re: how many married couples do we have here?
« Reply #34 on: September 05, 2007, 05:47:28 PM »
Quote from: Lucifer on September 05, 2007, 12:50:23 PM
can we all come to your wedding?

you're not worried he'll cum on all of our faces?  :laugh:
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Re: how many married couples do we have here?
« Reply #35 on: September 05, 2007, 06:36:14 PM »
Quote from: SupernaturalDork on September 05, 2007, 05:47:28 PM
Quote from: Lucifer on September 05, 2007, 12:50:23 PM
can we all come to your wedding?

you're not worried he'll cum on all of our faces?  :laugh:

A strategically held umbrella and a lot of disinfectant wipes should help!
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Re: how many married couples do we have here?
« Reply #36 on: September 05, 2007, 07:10:31 PM »
Quote from: SupernaturalDork on September 05, 2007, 05:47:28 PM
Quote from: Lucifer on September 05, 2007, 12:50:23 PM
can we all come to your wedding?

you're not worried he'll cum on all of our faces?  :laugh:

I thought the tradition was to throw rice.  Clearly I have not been to many formal weddings.
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Re: how many married couples do we have here?
« Reply #37 on: September 05, 2007, 07:12:56 PM »
Quote from: calandale on September 04, 2007, 11:39:30 PM
Quote from: ozymandias on September 04, 2007, 08:23:21 PM

Morning people can be hard to love!

Morning sickness harder.
Calandale have you ever gotten a girl pregnant who had an abortion?
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Re: how many married couples do we have here?
« Reply #38 on: September 05, 2007, 08:50:48 PM »
Quote from: richardworld on September 05, 2007, 07:12:56 PM
Quote from: calandale on September 04, 2007, 11:39:30 PM
Quote from: ozymandias on September 04, 2007, 08:23:21 PM

Morning people can be hard to love!

Morning sickness harder.
Calandale have you ever gotten a girl pregnant who had an abortion?
calandale is an abortion.
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Re: how many married couples do we have here?
« Reply #39 on: September 06, 2007, 12:03:47 AM »
Quote from: richardworld on September 05, 2007, 07:12:56 PM
Quote from: calandale on September 04, 2007, 11:39:30 PM
Quote from: ozymandias on September 04, 2007, 08:23:21 PM

Morning people can be hard to love!

Morning sickness harder.
Calandale have you ever gotten a girl pregnant who had an abortion?

sadly true.

Quote from: McLicker on September 05, 2007, 08:50:48 PM
calandale is an abortion.

sadly false.
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Re: how many married couples do we have here?
« Reply #40 on: September 06, 2007, 12:05:07 AM »
You were actually a puddle of stale cum that your mother sat on  :evillaugh:
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Re: how many married couples do we have here?
« Reply #41 on: September 06, 2007, 12:07:14 AM »
No. She found me under a leaf.
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Re: how many married couples do we have here?
« Reply #42 on: September 06, 2007, 06:00:06 AM »
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Re: how many married couples do we have here?
« Reply #43 on: September 06, 2007, 06:33:28 AM »
Quote from: mordok on September 05, 2007, 07:10:31 PM
Quote from: SupernaturalDork on September 05, 2007, 05:47:28 PM
Quote from: Lucifer on September 05, 2007, 12:50:23 PM
can we all come to your wedding?

you're not worried he'll cum on all of our faces?  :laugh:

I thought the tradition was to throw rice.  Clearly I have not been to many formal weddings.

:LMAO:

 :plus:

no, no, my dear chap - you've got your idea of weddings from The Rocky Horror Show, obviously.  :)

;)
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Re: how many married couples do we have here?
« Reply #44 on: September 06, 2007, 06:57:52 AM »
Quote from: Lucifer on September 06, 2007, 06:33:28 AM
Quote from: mordok on September 05, 2007, 07:10:31 PM
Quote from: SupernaturalDork on September 05, 2007, 05:47:28 PM
Quote from: Lucifer on September 05, 2007, 12:50:23 PM
can we all come to your wedding?

you're not worried he'll cum on all of our faces?  :laugh:

I thought the tradition was to throw rice.  Clearly I have not been to many formal weddings.

:LMAO:

 :plus:

no, no, my dear chap - you've got your idea of weddings from The Rocky Horror Show, obviously.  :)

;)

Are you addressing mordok or SD?
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