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Re: How many people here are married
« Reply #30 on: December 08, 2014, 03:24:14 PM »
I love sleeping in the same bed as my partner.  If we ever live together, though, I'm pretty damn sure I'm the one who will need a "man cave."

When I got married and moved to a two bedroom place, we put the bed in the living-room, so both of us could have our own "cave" in one of the bedrooms. First friends laughed at us. But after they were living together for a few years, they realised they too needed a space of their own to function well in their relationship.

Hopefully, you had thick curtains. :GA:

Yes, we had good curtains, in every room of our house.





Our neighbours though....  :headhurts: :GA: :headhurts: :GA: :headhurts:
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Re: How many people here are married
« Reply #31 on: December 08, 2014, 03:34:50 PM »
I love sleeping in the same bed as my partner.  If we ever live together, though, I'm pretty damn sure I'm the one who will need a "man cave."

When I got married and moved to a two bedroom place, we put the bed in the living-room, so both of us could have our own "cave" in one of the bedrooms. First friends laughed at us. But after they were living together for a few years, they realised they too needed a space of their own to function well in their relationship.

Hopefully, you had thick curtains. :GA:

Yes, we had good curtains, in every room of our house.





Our neighbours though....  :headhurts: :GA: :headhurts: :GA: :headhurts:

That's when it's time to post pictures on I2. :zoinks:

Hopefully, an anonymous note let them know the truth, so the other neighbors don't :popcorn: anymore.
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Re: How many people here are married
« Reply #32 on: December 08, 2014, 03:41:43 PM »
I love sleeping in the same bed as my partner.  If we ever live together, though, I'm pretty damn sure I'm the one who will need a "man cave."

When I got married and moved to a two bedroom place, we put the bed in the living-room, so both of us could have our own "cave" in one of the bedrooms. First friends laughed at us. But after they were living together for a few years, they realised they too needed a space of their own to function well in their relationship.

Hopefully, you had thick curtains. :GA:

Yes, we had good curtains, in every room of our house.





Our neighbours though....  :headhurts: :GA: :headhurts: :GA: :headhurts:

That's when it's time to post pictures on I2. :zoinks:

Hopefully, an anonymous note let them know the truth, so the other neighbors don't :popcorn: anymore.

Somehow I have had people liking to show off their bodies living opposite of me a few times. And have lived next to ladies earning their living in horizontal ways couple of times too.

The ones wanting to show themselves off were not worth looking at.
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Re: How many people here are married
« Reply #33 on: December 08, 2014, 05:07:36 PM »
Elle's cave would be an actual cave, with an internet connection and a pleasure dungeon. :orly:
I'd be content with a spare bedroom.  (With an internet connection and pleasure dungeon.)

But you can't go rock climbing in your spare bedroom. :orly:

Unless you live in a mansion...then you can install your own cave in the bedroom.
Can't you guys even just imagine it?

Forget practicality, or your experience....can you just....imagine?

It's there. It always was.

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Re: How many people here are married
« Reply #34 on: December 08, 2014, 05:24:26 PM »
Sharing a bed.  :thumbdn:

He could sleep through an atomic bomb...I wake up if the cat sneezes.

He is always hot...I'm always cold.

He likes it dark...I like light and love to see the sun stream though the window in the morning.

He is a one pillow man...I am a 4 pillow woman.

He likes to watch tv late at night with the lights off and talk...I normally wish the whole world had a mute button and want a light on so that I can read a book.

I am a very restless sleeper, and need to toss and turn alot...when I'm cuddled I tend to feel trapped in one position...and wake up feeling achy and  bitchy.

I sleep on the futon with the cat.  :thumbup:


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Re: How many people here are married
« Reply #35 on: December 09, 2014, 03:25:32 AM »
Sharing a bed.  :thumbdn:

He could sleep through an atomic bomb...I wake up if the cat sneezes.

He is always hot...I'm always cold.

He likes it dark...I like light and love to see the sun stream though the window in the morning.

He is a one pillow man...I am a 4 pillow woman.

He likes to watch tv late at night with the lights off and talk...I normally wish the whole world had a mute button and want a light on so that I can read a book.

I am a very restless sleeper, and need to toss and turn alot...when I'm cuddled I tend to feel trapped in one position...and wake up feeling achy and  bitchy.

I sleep on the futon with the cat.  :thumbup:

 :lol1:

I've shared a bed, most of the time of my marriage. But we had our own covers. But a third of my marriage at least, we slept apart.
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Re: How many people here are married
« Reply #36 on: December 09, 2014, 07:34:27 AM »
Elle's cave would be an actual cave, with an internet connection and a pleasure dungeon. :orly:
I'd be content with a spare bedroom.  (With an internet connection and pleasure dungeon.)

But you can't go rock climbing in your spare bedroom. :orly:
...and?
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I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
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Re: How many people here are married
« Reply #37 on: December 09, 2014, 08:12:57 AM »
Elle's cave would be an actual cave, with an internet connection and a pleasure dungeon. :orly:
I'd be content with a spare bedroom.  (With an internet connection and pleasure dungeon.)

But you can't go rock climbing in your spare bedroom. :orly:
...and?

No, not and. But.
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Re: How many people here are married
« Reply #38 on: December 09, 2014, 08:42:53 AM »
Elle's cave would be an actual cave, with an internet connection and a pleasure dungeon. :orly:
I'd be content with a spare bedroom.  (With an internet connection and pleasure dungeon.)

But you can't go rock climbing in your spare bedroom. :orly:
...and?

You can go rock climbing in a sufficiently large cave. :thumbup:

Elle's cave would be an actual cave, with an internet connection and a pleasure dungeon. :orly:
I'd be content with a spare bedroom.  (With an internet connection and pleasure dungeon.)

But you can't go rock climbing in your spare bedroom. :orly:
...and?

No, not and. But.

Butt climbing? :orly:
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Re: How many people here are married
« Reply #39 on: December 09, 2014, 12:14:09 PM »
Spare rooms in attics are good places to install climbing rocks.  :orly:
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Re: How many people here are married
« Reply #40 on: December 09, 2014, 02:44:45 PM »
Spare rooms in attics are good places to install climbing rocks.  :orly:

:orly:
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Re: How many people here are married
« Reply #41 on: December 10, 2014, 06:41:38 AM »
Elle's cave would be an actual cave, with an internet connection and a pleasure dungeon. :orly:
I'd be content with a spare bedroom.  (With an internet connection and pleasure dungeon.)

But you can't go rock climbing in your spare bedroom. :orly:
...and?

You can go rock climbing in a sufficiently large cave. :thumbup:
That involves interacting with nature.  Fuck that.
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I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: How many people here are married
« Reply #42 on: December 12, 2014, 05:30:53 PM »
Elle's cave would be an actual cave, with an internet connection and a pleasure dungeon. :orly:
I'd be content with a spare bedroom.  (With an internet connection and pleasure dungeon.)

But you can't go rock climbing in your spare bedroom. :orly:
...and?

You can go rock climbing in a sufficiently large cave. :thumbup:
That involves interacting with nature.  Fuck that.

You interact with nature every time you breathe.
Can't you guys even just imagine it?

Forget practicality, or your experience....can you just....imagine?

It's there. It always was.

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Re: How many people here are married
« Reply #43 on: December 13, 2014, 03:59:01 AM »
Elle's cave would be an actual cave, with an internet connection and a pleasure dungeon. :orly:
I'd be content with a spare bedroom.  (With an internet connection and pleasure dungeon.)

But you can't go rock climbing in your spare bedroom. :orly:
...and?

You can go rock climbing in a sufficiently large cave. :thumbup:
That involves interacting with nature.  Fuck that.

You interact with nature every time you breathe.

Some would say that this is not the case in most larger cities. :zoinks:
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Re: How many people here are married
« Reply #44 on: December 13, 2014, 11:44:32 PM »
Elle's cave would be an actual cave, with an internet connection and a pleasure dungeon. :orly:
I'd be content with a spare bedroom.  (With an internet connection and pleasure dungeon.)

But you can't go rock climbing in your spare bedroom. :orly:
...and?

You can go rock climbing in a sufficiently large cave. :thumbup:
That involves interacting with nature.  Fuck that.

You interact with nature every time you breathe.

Some would say that this is not the case in most larger cities. :zoinks:

In that case, you may need an inhaler.
Can't you guys even just imagine it?

Forget practicality, or your experience....can you just....imagine?

It's there. It always was.