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How often do you change your sheets?

(Option for men) Once a week or more.
(Option for men) Every couple of weeks.
(Option for men) Once a month.
(Option for men)  Almost never.
(Option for men)  I do not change my own sheets.
(Option for men) I sleep without sheets.
(Option for women) Once a week or more.
(Option for women) Every couple of weeks.
(Option for women) Once a month.
(Option for women) Almost never.
(Option for women) I do not change my own sheets.
(Option for women) I sleep without sheets.

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Offline El

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Re: How often do you change your sheets?
« Reply #90 on: June 27, 2013, 06:54:48 PM »
I've downgraded to every couple of weeks, but I change the pillowcases a couple of times a week (helps prevent acne).
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Re: How often do you change your sheets?
« Reply #91 on: June 27, 2013, 07:09:18 PM »
I sleep without a pillow.

I seldom change my sheets...I usually prompt myself to change them when a relative comes into town. Or on the rare occasion that my dog decides to pee on the bed (usually after I clean and rearrange the room).

She is likely an aspie dog LOL.
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Re: How often do you change your sheets?
« Reply #92 on: June 27, 2013, 07:10:27 PM »
with that hair

pillow not needed :hahaha:

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Re: How often do you change your sheets?
« Reply #93 on: June 27, 2013, 07:13:21 PM »
with that hair

pillow not needed :hahaha:

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Re: How often do you change your sheets?
« Reply #94 on: June 28, 2013, 08:31:57 PM »
I sleep without a pillow.

  Er, how?  And why?!  My fat head needs two pillows!  :P
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Re: How often do you change your sheets?
« Reply #95 on: June 28, 2013, 10:24:32 PM »
I sleep without a pillow.

  Er, how?  And why?!  My fat head needs two pillows!  :P

The arm is man's natural pillow.  :M
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Re: How often do you change your sheets?
« Reply #96 on: June 28, 2013, 10:43:16 PM »
I sleep without a pillow.

  Er, how?  And why?!  My fat head needs two pillows!  :P

The arm is man's natural pillow.  :M

  But what is woman's natural pillow?   :blonde:
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Re: How often do you change your sheets?
« Reply #97 on: June 29, 2013, 12:25:10 AM »
I sleep without a pillow.

  Er, how?  And why?!  My fat head needs two pillows!  :P

The arm is man's natural pillow.  :M

  But what is woman's natural pillow?   :blonde:

LOL
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Re: How often do you change your sheets?
« Reply #98 on: June 29, 2013, 12:47:17 AM »
I sleep without a pillow.

  Er, how?  And why?!  My fat head needs two pillows!  :P

The arm is man's natural pillow.  :M

  But what is woman's natural pillow?   :blonde:
In some cases it is all of a man. Some women like to drape all over their man. Drives me fucking nuts when it happens to me.

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Re: How often do you change your sheets?
« Reply #99 on: June 29, 2013, 01:01:10 AM »
I sleep without a pillow.

  Er, how?  And why?!  My fat head needs two pillows!  :P

The arm is man's natural pillow.  :M

  But what is woman's natural pillow?   :blonde:
In some cases it is all of a man.  Some women like to drape all over their man. Drives me fucking nuts when it happens to me.

  I believe you meant to post this in the thread for  "developed world problems."  :zoinks:
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Re: How often do you change your sheets?
« Reply #100 on: June 29, 2013, 01:15:28 AM »
I sleep without a pillow.

  Er, how?  And why?!  My fat head needs two pillows!  :P

The arm is man's natural pillow.  :M

  But what is woman's natural pillow?   :blonde:
In some cases it is all of a man.  Some women like to drape all over their man. Drives me fucking nuts when it happens to me.

  I believe you meant to post this in the thread for  "developed world problems."  :zoinks:
No I did not. Draping Woman Syndrome is not confined to wealthier nations. In the worst case I am aware of a bunch of Hutus suffering from sleep deprivation took out their aggravations on their Tutsi neighbors. :christ:

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Re: How often do you change your sheets?
« Reply #101 on: June 29, 2013, 01:39:23 PM »
I sleep without a pillow.

  Er, how?  And why?!  My fat head needs two pillows!  :P

The arm is man's natural pillow.  :M

  But what is woman's natural pillow?   :blonde:

Damn, am I failing again as a woman? I sleep on my own arm. Sometimes use my pillow too, sometimes not. Two pillows in my bed. Sirius uses one too, when not using my arm or leg to sleep on.
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Re: How often do you change your sheets?
« Reply #102 on: August 27, 2014, 04:26:47 PM »
I change them when the start to attack me.  :tinfoil:

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Re: How often do you change your sheets?
« Reply #103 on: April 19, 2017, 10:28:33 PM »
Once every couple of weeks it all gets changed - sheet, pillowcase and quilt cover.

I just changed my sheet early though, it is one I bought online. Jersey cotton, very nice and soft.
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Re: How often do you change your sheets?
« Reply #104 on: May 03, 2017, 05:22:03 AM »
  It's been ... awhile.  I'll definitely do it by or during the weekend!  :thumbup:
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