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How often do you change your sheets?

(Option for men) Once a week or more.
(Option for men) Every couple of weeks.
(Option for men) Once a month.
(Option for men)  Almost never.
(Option for men)  I do not change my own sheets.
(Option for men) I sleep without sheets.
(Option for women) Once a week or more.
(Option for women) Every couple of weeks.
(Option for women) Once a month.
(Option for women) Almost never.
(Option for women) I do not change my own sheets.
(Option for women) I sleep without sheets.

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Re: How often do you change your sheets?
« Reply #45 on: September 03, 2007, 10:49:30 PM »
I had a buddy who used to iron
his clothes right before wearing them.

Kinda made sense.

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Re: How often do you change your sheets?
« Reply #46 on: September 03, 2007, 11:24:31 PM »
I had a buddy who used to iron
his clothes right before wearing them.

Kinda made sense.

Ironing clothes and underwear and even sheets might make sense if he lived in a place that had some sort of pest, like bedbugs for example.  Ironing clothes and sheets probably sterilizes them pretty well.

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Re: How often do you change your sheets?
« Reply #47 on: September 04, 2007, 12:16:28 AM »
ironing?  yes, i've done that.  not this year, though.  i even have an iron.  somewhere...

my aunt used to iron socks, and men's pants.  but then i suspected she had OCD, to be honest - no speck of dust was safe in her house, and if you leaned forward, she'd whip the cushion out from behind you and plump it up.  :rofl:  a bit disconcerting, to say the least.

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Re: How often do you change your sheets?
« Reply #48 on: September 04, 2007, 12:20:59 AM »
I rarely iron. I only use it when i iron on pictures. I once ironed on a Strawberry Shortcake picture that came with my coloring book. I also use it when I make grilled cheese. The B&J way.

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Re: How often do you change your sheets?
« Reply #49 on: September 04, 2007, 12:23:05 AM »
I also use it when I make grilled cheese. The B&J way.

So that actually works?  Making grilled cheese with an iron?  I had always wondered, but I'm entirely too accident prone to try it myself.  lol

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Re: How often do you change your sheets?
« Reply #50 on: September 04, 2007, 12:28:55 AM »
I also use it when I make grilled cheese. The B&J way.

So that actually works?  Making grilled cheese with an iron?  I had always wondered, but I'm entirely too accident prone to try it myself.  lol


Yes it works. My brother and his friend does it and lot of Johnny Depp fans do it too. But it doesn't always work. Last time I did it, it didn't cook it well. I should have waited longer for the iron to heat up but I was so impatient. I used tin foil though to protect the iron.

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Re: How often do you change your sheets?
« Reply #51 on: September 04, 2007, 07:27:12 AM »
I also use it when I make grilled cheese. The B&J way.

So that actually works?  Making grilled cheese with an iron?  I had always wondered, but I'm entirely too accident prone to try it myself.  lol


Yes it works. My brother and his friend does it and lot of Johnny Depp fans do it too. But it doesn't always work. Last time I did it, it didn't cook it well. I should have waited longer for the iron to heat up but I was so impatient. I used tin foil though to protect the iron.

I have a friend who tried it (who does indeed adore Depp).  She says it kinda worked but it's less effective than doing it the regular way.
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Re: How often do you change your sheets?
« Reply #52 on: September 04, 2007, 08:44:15 AM »
The first time, someone heard I'd moved a lot and assumed "army brat," right?

I thought you'd had to move the first time because your mum had broken up with your dad for cheating on her with another man, and then the second time when you and your mum had been driven out of the village by a mob who were trying to burn you as witches, and then again when your mum's new boyfriend tried to rape you, and then again when your mum's boyfriend after that one convinced her to move to Hawaii to be with him, and then again when there was a freak nuclear accident that contaminated your new home, and then again when your ranch in Texas got invaded by hydrophobic aliens, and then again 5 times to lose the CIA agents who kept tracking you, and so on.
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Re: How often do you change your sheets?
« Reply #53 on: September 04, 2007, 10:08:11 AM »
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Re: How often do you change your sheets?
« Reply #54 on: September 04, 2007, 11:39:02 AM »
Once a month or less.
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Re: How often do you change your sheets?
« Reply #55 on: September 04, 2007, 12:12:44 PM »
Julianne Moore was an army brat.

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Re: How often do you change your sheets?
« Reply #56 on: September 04, 2007, 12:20:00 PM »
Julianne Moore was an army brat.
what character on B&J did she play?
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Re: How often do you change your sheets?
« Reply #57 on: September 04, 2007, 01:46:31 PM »
Julianne Moore was an army brat.
what character on B&J did she play?


Ruthie. The waitress lady, one who runs an apartment complex.

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Re: How often do you change your sheets?
« Reply #58 on: September 04, 2007, 07:05:41 PM »
I had a buddy who used to iron
his clothes right before wearing them.

Kinda made sense.

Ironing clothes and underwear and even sheets might make sense if he lived in a place that had some sort of pest, like bedbugs for example.  Ironing clothes and sheets probably sterilizes them pretty well.

He had been in the army.
Found that you couldn't keep
things crisp enough otherwise.

Just thought it was hilarious,
to iron jeans though.

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Re: How often do you change your sheets?
« Reply #59 on: September 04, 2007, 07:06:40 PM »


The first time, someone heard I'd moved a lot and assumed "army brat," right?

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