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How often do you change your sheets?

(Option for men) Once a week or more.
(Option for men) Every couple of weeks.
(Option for men) Once a month.
(Option for men)  Almost never.
(Option for men)  I do not change my own sheets.
(Option for men) I sleep without sheets.
(Option for women) Once a week or more.
(Option for women) Every couple of weeks.
(Option for women) Once a month.
(Option for women) Almost never.
(Option for women) I do not change my own sheets.
(Option for women) I sleep without sheets.
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Offline mordok

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Re: How often do you change your sheets?
« Reply #15 on: September 02, 2007, 07:17:04 PM »
Quote from: Kiriana on September 02, 2007, 06:00:00 PM
Quote from: PMS Elle on September 02, 2007, 05:57:27 PM
Quote from: Kiriana on September 02, 2007, 05:32:50 PM
Quote from: McLicker on September 02, 2007, 04:51:24 PM
wait, sheets get dirty?

I swear to you, when we first started living together, Mordok told me he knew it was time to change the sheets "when they need to be vaccuumed".   :lol:

EEEEEHHHHHHWWWWWWWWWWW good lord.

Never did figure out if he was kidding, I just took over the job myself.  :P

And thus, my work here was done.   >:D
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Re: How often do you change your sheets?
« Reply #16 on: September 03, 2007, 06:45:06 AM »
They usually walk off when they're good and ready!
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Re: How often do you change your sheets?
« Reply #17 on: September 03, 2007, 07:26:52 AM »
Every two or three weeks.  Especially in the summer, when I get sweaty at night!  When it's hot and humid!
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Re: How often do you change your sheets?
« Reply #18 on: September 03, 2007, 08:02:27 AM »
This site obviouly has an agenda, but still, it's not just sweat and obvious stains you're wahsing when you wash sheets.  Behold, the ugly truth about body soil.
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Re: How often do you change your sheets?
« Reply #19 on: September 03, 2007, 08:04:00 AM »
i should hoover my sheets every morning - the joys of eczema.   :'(

i actually change them every fortnight, but as i have a double bed and sleep on only one side of it, i move them around every week.
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Re: How often do you change your sheets?
« Reply #20 on: September 03, 2007, 08:44:24 AM »
Quote from: calandale on September 02, 2007, 07:16:57 PM
I just got a sheet. But, I sleep on the floor, so I just
vacuum it.
liar.  it wouldn't work.
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Re: How often do you change your sheets?
« Reply #21 on: September 03, 2007, 08:51:44 AM »
I change mine when they start to smell and feel damp and oily, which is about every couple of weeks.
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Re: How often do you change your sheets?
« Reply #22 on: September 03, 2007, 09:28:18 AM »
I sleep on the couch, and change the cover when it gets grubby (from the variety of sources you'd expect in a house with three kids and a dog), so every week or two.
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Re: How often do you change your sheets?
« Reply #23 on: September 03, 2007, 09:42:26 AM »
Quote from: PMS Elle on September 02, 2007, 05:11:56 PM
I change mine once a week like clockwork.

Are you from a military family?? That's how often your sheets get changed when you live in the barracks.
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Re: How often do you change your sheets?
« Reply #24 on: September 03, 2007, 10:03:54 AM »
Quote from: Scraphemi on September 03, 2007, 09:42:26 AM
Quote from: PMS Elle on September 02, 2007, 05:11:56 PM
I change mine once a week like clockwork.

Are you from a military family?? That's how often your sheets get changed when you live in the barracks.

No.
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Re: How often do you change your sheets?
« Reply #25 on: September 03, 2007, 10:04:25 AM »
I love the smell and feel of freshly cleaned sheets, especially if it's been hung on the line to dry!
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Re: How often do you change your sheets?
« Reply #26 on: September 03, 2007, 11:29:45 AM »
Quote from: ozymandias on September 03, 2007, 10:04:25 AM
I love the smell and feel of freshly cleaned sheets, especially if it's been hung on the line to dry!

Me too.  How often I change the sheets varies depending on several factors.  I would guess every two weeks would be about right, but I change them more often if I need to.  There was a time when my daughter's sheets were changed every night.  I made her bed with two sets of sheets at a time with two waterproof mattress pads so I could strip the top ones off in the middle of the night when I was half asleep.

What I can't get over is the people who IRON SHEETS!

Does anyone here iron their sheets?
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Re: How often do you change your sheets?
« Reply #27 on: September 03, 2007, 11:45:44 AM »
I don't even iron my shirts!
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Re: How often do you change your sheets?
« Reply #28 on: September 03, 2007, 11:54:02 AM »
Quote from: ImTeslaBitch! on September 03, 2007, 11:45:44 AM
I don't even iron my shirts!

Neither do I, usually.
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Re: How often do you change your sheets?
« Reply #29 on: September 03, 2007, 12:01:21 PM »
About once a week or whenever I do laundry (which is close to every week).   I have a few sets but they generally get changed when I am doing laundry.   Warm, clean sheets straight out of the dryer feel every bit as good as clothes do haha.
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