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How often do you change your sheets?

(Option for men) Once a week or more.
(Option for men) Every couple of weeks.
(Option for men) Once a month.
(Option for men)  Almost never.
(Option for men)  I do not change my own sheets.
(Option for men) I sleep without sheets.
(Option for women) Once a week or more.
(Option for women) Every couple of weeks.
(Option for women) Once a month.
(Option for women) Almost never.
(Option for women) I do not change my own sheets.
(Option for women) I sleep without sheets.
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How often do you change your sheets?
« on: September 02, 2007, 04:46:03 PM »
Verrrry random, but thought about it while changing mine, realized that I don't know what is typical, and decided to kill three minutes and ask.  I assume the norm is different for men than for women, but cannot be sure of that, either (hence the two sets of identical options for men or women).

I'm assuming this will degenerate into a discussion about sex quite quickly; I just wonder which route it will take?
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Re: How often do you change your sheets?
« Reply #1 on: September 02, 2007, 04:48:16 PM »
i dont change them unless they get puked on
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Re: How often do you change your sheets?
« Reply #2 on: September 02, 2007, 04:51:24 PM »
wait, sheets get dirty?
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Re: How often do you change your sheets?
« Reply #3 on: September 02, 2007, 04:51:45 PM »
Whenever I think of it, and/or if they happen to appear dirty, which probably works out to every couple weeks.  
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Re: How often do you change your sheets?
« Reply #4 on: September 02, 2007, 04:52:26 PM »
It varies depending on when they need changing.
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Re: How often do you change your sheets?
« Reply #5 on: September 02, 2007, 05:11:56 PM »
I change mine once a week like clockwork.
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Re: How often do you change your sheets?
« Reply #6 on: September 02, 2007, 05:22:32 PM »
Quote from: PMS Elle on September 02, 2007, 05:11:56 PM
I change mine once a week like clockwork.
what if you barely sleep that week?
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Re: How often do you change your sheets?
« Reply #7 on: September 02, 2007, 05:32:50 PM »
Quote from: McLicker on September 02, 2007, 04:51:24 PM
wait, sheets get dirty?

I swear to you, when we first started living together, Mordok told me he knew it was time to change the sheets "when they need to be vaccuumed".   :lol:
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Re: How often do you change your sheets?
« Reply #8 on: September 02, 2007, 05:40:09 PM »
Just waiting for the sex chat.


Once a month or maybe more.

PS.  Where's Callaway, a laundry discussion and she's not on it yet?

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Re: How often do you change your sheets?
« Reply #9 on: September 02, 2007, 05:45:47 PM »
Plastic don't need washing, do it?
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Re: How often do you change your sheets?
« Reply #10 on: September 02, 2007, 05:57:27 PM »
Quote from: Kiriana on September 02, 2007, 05:32:50 PM
Quote from: McLicker on September 02, 2007, 04:51:24 PM
wait, sheets get dirty?

I swear to you, when we first started living together, Mordok told me he knew it was time to change the sheets "when they need to be vaccuumed".   :lol:

EEEEEHHHHHHWWWWWWWWWWW good lord.
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Re: How often do you change your sheets?
« Reply #11 on: September 02, 2007, 06:00:00 PM »
Quote from: PMS Elle on September 02, 2007, 05:57:27 PM
Quote from: Kiriana on September 02, 2007, 05:32:50 PM
Quote from: McLicker on September 02, 2007, 04:51:24 PM
wait, sheets get dirty?

I swear to you, when we first started living together, Mordok told me he knew it was time to change the sheets "when they need to be vaccuumed".   :lol:

EEEEEHHHHHHWWWWWWWWWWW good lord.

Never did figure out if he was kidding, I just took over the job myself.  :P
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Re: How often do you change your sheets?
« Reply #12 on: September 02, 2007, 06:20:08 PM »
cum stained sheets make me  feel proud.
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Re: How often do you change your sheets?
« Reply #13 on: September 02, 2007, 07:08:37 PM »
One a week so they feel nice and fresh
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Re: How often do you change your sheets?
« Reply #14 on: September 02, 2007, 07:16:57 PM »
I just got a sheet. But, I sleep on the floor, so I just
vacuum it.
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