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Does anyone know of a bank...
« on: September 20, 2007, 06:04:45 PM »
...that hires middle aged tellers? I'm about sick of this supermodel teller bullshit. I mean, yeah, that's fine for Abercrombie & Fitch. I can live with that, mainly because I don't shop there. But a bank? Come on. I like eye candy as much as the next guy but I hate subliminal marketing nonsense. Every Washington Mutual I've been in in the past month has had three twentysomething cuties manning the consoles.
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Re: Does anyone know of a bank...
« Reply #1 on: September 20, 2007, 06:12:20 PM »
...that hires middle aged tellers? I'm about sick of this supermodel teller bullshit. I mean, yeah, that's fine for Abercrombie & Fitch. I can live with that, mainly because I don't shop there. But a bank? Come on. I like eye candy as much as the next guy but I hate subliminal marketing nonsense. Every Washington Mutual I've been in in the past month has had three twentysomething cuties manning the consoles.

I don't know about where you live, but, every female bank teller I'v seen in  Maine, is hardly supermodel material!   They are efficient and professional, but, nothing I'd want to shag!

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Re: Does anyone know of a bank...
« Reply #2 on: September 20, 2007, 06:17:00 PM »
...that hires middle aged tellers? I'm about sick of this supermodel teller bullshit. I mean, yeah, that's fine for Abercrombie & Fitch. I can live with that, mainly because I don't shop there. But a bank? Come on. I like eye candy as much as the next guy but I hate subliminal marketing nonsense. Every Washington Mutual I've been in in the past month has had three twentysomething cuties manning the consoles.

I don't know about where you live, but, every female bank teller I'v seen in  Maine, is hardly supermodel material!   They are efficient and professional, but, nothing I'd want to shag!
Same here in South Dakota. Though some are cute but have that ring.
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Re: Does anyone know of a bank...
« Reply #3 on: September 20, 2007, 06:32:59 PM »
I think he's got a point, but have you tried
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Re: Does anyone know of a bank...
« Reply #4 on: September 20, 2007, 07:00:40 PM »
...that hires middle aged tellers? I'm about sick of this supermodel teller bullshit. I mean, yeah, that's fine for Abercrombie & Fitch. I can live with that, mainly because I don't shop there. But a bank? Come on. I like eye candy as much as the next guy but I hate subliminal marketing nonsense. Every Washington Mutual I've been in in the past month has had three twentysomething cuties manning the consoles.

I don't know about where you live, but, every female bank teller I'v seen in  Maine, is hardly supermodel material!   They are efficient and professional, but, nothing I'd want to shag!
Same here in South Dakota. Though some are cute but have that ring.

That's Connecticut too. 
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Re: Does anyone know of a bank...
« Reply #5 on: September 20, 2007, 07:52:05 PM »
...that hires middle aged tellers? I'm about sick of this supermodel teller bullshit. I mean, yeah, that's fine for Abercrombie & Fitch. I can live with that, mainly because I don't shop there. But a bank? Come on. I like eye candy as much as the next guy but I hate subliminal marketing nonsense. Every Washington Mutual I've been in in the past month has had three twentysomething cuties manning the consoles.

I don't know about where you live, but, every female bank teller I'v seen in  Maine, is hardly supermodel material!   They are efficient and professional, but, nothing I'd want to shag!
Same here in South Dakota. Though some are cute but have that ring.

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Re: Does anyone know of a bank...
« Reply #6 on: September 20, 2007, 08:01:03 PM »
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Re: Does anyone know of a bank...
« Reply #7 on: September 20, 2007, 08:06:36 PM »
My bank has people of all ages.  Old geezers, middle aged people, hot college chicks.
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Re: Does anyone know of a bank...
« Reply #8 on: September 20, 2007, 08:08:36 PM »
It's a credit union.  They're very nice to you if you come in, not very nice over the phone.  As long as I came in I've never had any hassles.  I didn't even need that 85 forms of ID most banks want and say "The Patriot Act makes us do it", when they're really just being assholes.
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Re: Does anyone know of a bank...
« Reply #9 on: September 28, 2007, 12:42:02 AM »
You obviously don't live in Texas. The banks here are mostly clerked by 250+ pound 40-something Mexicans. I wouldn't mind some eye candy...
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Re: Does anyone know of a bank...
« Reply #10 on: September 28, 2007, 08:08:29 AM »
There are a few serious hotties at my bank (well where I bank), most know me by name and are really nice to me.   That is probably because my father banks there and is a complete social butterfly, that and I look like a younger version of him.   I would only say two of them are close to supermodel quality, but the others are fairly cute.   The guy who is the bank manager is new and a fucking idiot, I was friends with the old bank manager but he quit and helped start a new bank (he is a really motivated guy).   I have thought about asking this one teller for her number several times, never got up the nerve though.
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Re: Does anyone know of a bank...
« Reply #11 on: September 28, 2007, 10:48:54 AM »
I have thought about asking this one teller for her number several times, never got up the nerve though.

You could follow her home and send her love letters with pictures of what you want to do to her.
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Re: Does anyone know of a bank...
« Reply #12 on: September 28, 2007, 11:39:04 AM »
I have thought about asking this one teller for her number several times, never got up the nerve though.

You could follow her home and send her love letters with pictures of what you want to do to her.
That would be awesome if I wanted a restraining order and a few nights in jail!
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