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Why I am such an annoying horny bastard
« on: September 01, 2007, 12:28:59 PM »
     I have not Jessica to sit down and jack off over the phone with me in over a month.  I have not talked to her on the phone in a month, or so.  I can understand how frusturated she must be, but its rude. I am still making the effort even though I can go out and find a girfriend without the internet now.  If she don't want me, let me f u c k n go!  I complained about her lack of tact when she said something that sounded mean threw in something about me dumping her,  be she still wants me.  If she is sick then she should talk to me.  She won't, and I tell her everything I am doing.  Including that I called my brother a bacon bit.  I am out of weapons, tried everything to talk to me.  I am just sitting her waiting and waiting.  I worked my ass off!  I go out of my way to be a fuckn saint, because that is what is best for her and me.  Its more than to put on a show.  I have said it about a few times, your fine, I love you, I want you!  Perverted shit alot, even told  what pictures I liked that she sent me.  What happened to I am going to spank you if you dump me?  She didn't not even bother this time.
     I will continue to wait, perhaps there is something worth wild.  I would be like this anyway, but its worse now because of her.  I hope she is happy, because I am not.  I hope even more that something is not the matter with her.
Biggest bullshitter on the web, the person who is says that is a jealous wanker who needs some personal devolpement.

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Re: Why I am such an annoying horny bastard
« Reply #1 on: September 01, 2007, 12:33:17 PM »
yay Flo your karma!!!

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Re: Why I am such an annoying horny bastard
« Reply #2 on: September 01, 2007, 07:34:40 PM »
hey brah, did you guys ever get married?

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Re: Why I am such an annoying horny bastard
« Reply #3 on: September 01, 2007, 07:40:22 PM »
my answer to the title question would be:

lack of abilify in your life!
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Re: Why I am such an annoying horny bastard
« Reply #4 on: September 01, 2007, 07:59:54 PM »
i don't know - you need to find a publisher

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Re: Why I am such an annoying horny bastard
« Reply #5 on: September 01, 2007, 11:09:00 PM »
To us, you ARE a fairy saint.

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Re: Why I am such an annoying horny bastard
« Reply #6 on: September 05, 2007, 01:29:18 AM »
101 dalmatians. :green:
"I think everybody has an asshole component to their personality. It's just a matter of how much you indulge it. Those who do it often form a habit. So like any addiction, you have to learn to overcome it."
~Lord Phlexor

"Sometimes stepping on one's own dick is a memorable learning experience."
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"We are all the sum of our tears. Too little and the ground is not fertile and nothing can grow there; too much, the best of us is washed away."
~Gkar

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Re: Why I am such an annoying horny bastard
« Reply #7 on: September 05, 2007, 01:34:12 AM »
damnations.

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Re: Why I am such an annoying horny bastard
« Reply #8 on: September 05, 2007, 01:36:09 AM »
dillydally diddlewink. she said without a blink.
"I think everybody has an asshole component to their personality. It's just a matter of how much you indulge it. Those who do it often form a habit. So like any addiction, you have to learn to overcome it."
~Lord Phlexor

"Sometimes stepping on one's own dick is a memorable learning experience."
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"We are all the sum of our tears. Too little and the ground is not fertile and nothing can grow there; too much, the best of us is washed away."
~Gkar

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Re: Why I am such an annoying horny bastard
« Reply #9 on: September 05, 2007, 01:37:19 AM »
I'm going to have to have a wank, now.

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Re: Why I am such an annoying horny bastard
« Reply #10 on: September 05, 2007, 01:39:55 AM »
Your karma is 420 and that is supposed to mean something, Milla.

I can't remember what.

I need some sleep.

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Re: Why I am such an annoying horny bastard
« Reply #11 on: September 05, 2007, 01:41:52 AM »
 :stoned:
"I think everybody has an asshole component to their personality. It's just a matter of how much you indulge it. Those who do it often form a habit. So like any addiction, you have to learn to overcome it."
~Lord Phlexor

"Sometimes stepping on one's own dick is a memorable learning experience."
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"We are all the sum of our tears. Too little and the ground is not fertile and nothing can grow there; too much, the best of us is washed away."
~Gkar

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Re: Why I am such an annoying horny bastard
« Reply #12 on: September 05, 2007, 01:56:48 AM »
Hitler's Birthday.

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Re: Why I am such an annoying horny bastard
« Reply #13 on: September 05, 2007, 02:04:56 AM »
weed time.
"I think everybody has an asshole component to their personality. It's just a matter of how much you indulge it. Those who do it often form a habit. So like any addiction, you have to learn to overcome it."
~Lord Phlexor

"Sometimes stepping on one's own dick is a memorable learning experience."
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"We are all the sum of our tears. Too little and the ground is not fertile and nothing can grow there; too much, the best of us is washed away."
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Re: Why I am such an annoying horny bastard
« Reply #14 on: September 05, 2007, 02:24:57 AM »
Hitler didn't do much weed.

Probably wouldn't have gotten
to be what he did, if he did.