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Re: Do you appeal to Ronald?
« Reply #15 on: September 02, 2007, 02:47:02 AM »
The local Super Wal-Mart has a McDonald's inside of it (thought that Wal-Mart just became a Super version recently).   In front of the restaurant there is a bench where you can sit with Ronald.   He is life size and me and my friends (back when it was a regular Wal-Mart w/ McDonald's 7 years ago) decided to do horrible things to him on a regular basis.   We would put jock-straps on his head, gum on his face, hump the side of his head, punch him in the face, and all sorts of other things that would disturb people that were unfortunately there to witness the event.  Fun times.
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Re: Do you appeal to Ronald?
« Reply #16 on: September 02, 2007, 02:50:25 AM »
Quote from: McLicker on September 01, 2007, 09:06:01 PM
i have a fear of clowns.

Pennywise is the most evil looking clown I've ever seen.
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Re: Do you appeal to Ronald?
« Reply #17 on: September 02, 2007, 08:26:35 AM »
Quote from: Eclair on September 01, 2007, 11:06:04 PM
Quote from: calandale on September 01, 2007, 11:03:57 PM
Quote from: Eclair on September 01, 2007, 10:49:37 PM
I had never noticed how big Ronalds feet were before >:D

My my.

And that yellow all in one suit....yummy.

You have odd taste in men.

No, if I had odd taste in men, I would have the hots for you. :laugh:


And enjoyed being forcefed?  :evillaugh:
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Re: Do you appeal to Ronald?
« Reply #18 on: September 02, 2007, 03:31:12 PM »
Quote from: Eclair on September 02, 2007, 02:50:25 AM
Quote from: McLicker on September 01, 2007, 09:06:01 PM
i have a fear of clowns.

Pennywise is the most evil looking clown I've ever seen.
evil clowns are cool.

i hate those happy, happy, joy, joy clowns.

what secrets are they hiding?
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Re: Do you appeal to Ronald?
« Reply #19 on: September 02, 2007, 03:38:43 PM »
that they like to touch children or they like to feed them unhealthy food.
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Re: Do you appeal to Ronald?
« Reply #20 on: September 02, 2007, 03:40:25 PM »
Quote from: PoundFoolish on September 02, 2007, 03:38:43 PM
that they like to touch children or they like to feed them unhealthy food.
nothing wrong with a pat on the ass.

it's the pat then fondle that has me worried.  i made this mistake once with one of the boys on my soccer team when i was twelve.
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Re: Do you appeal to Ronald?
« Reply #21 on: September 02, 2007, 03:41:42 PM »
 :laugh:
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Re: Do you appeal to Ronald?
« Reply #22 on: September 02, 2007, 03:44:30 PM »
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Re: Do you appeal to Ronald?
« Reply #23 on: September 02, 2007, 03:50:07 PM »
my heart bleeds. :P
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Re: Do you appeal to Ronald?
« Reply #24 on: September 02, 2007, 03:52:35 PM »
Quote from: PoundFoolish on September 02, 2007, 03:50:07 PM
my heart bleeds. :P
probably why i suppressed my homosexual desires all these years.
i never made that correlation before now.
but they accused me of being gay.  and back in 1981 that wasn't cool.
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Re: Do you appeal to Ronald?
« Reply #25 on: September 02, 2007, 03:58:41 PM »
maybe you're bi. it's easier for bis to blend in with the heteros, we can just focus on one gender over the other. gays don't have that luxury, if they want to enjoy sex they have to have it with the same sex i guess.

one thing i really hate is when the potential for hot gay sex goes to squanders because of narrowminded buffoons brainwashing people into thinking it must be suppressed. >:(

anyway congrats on the epiphany. :'( even though it's now too late.
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Re: Do you appeal to Ronald?
« Reply #26 on: September 02, 2007, 04:01:25 PM »
Quote from: PoundFoolish on September 02, 2007, 03:58:41 PM
maybe you're bi. it's easier for bis to blend in with the heteros, we can just focus on one gender over the other. gays don't have that luxury, if they want to enjoy sex they have to have it with the same sex i guess.

one thing i really hate is when the potential for hot gay sex goes to squanders because of narrowminded buffoons brainwashing people into thinking it must be suppressed. >:(

anyway congrats on the epiphany. :'( even though it's now too late.
i'd really like to give one blowjob before i die.
maybe it would be better to wait until i am old and have lost all my teeth.
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Re: Do you appeal to Ronald?
« Reply #27 on: September 02, 2007, 04:02:22 PM »
would your wife permit that? you could ask her for a hall pass on gay sexness. :laugh:
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Re: Do you appeal to Ronald?
« Reply #28 on: September 02, 2007, 04:03:18 PM »
Quote from: PoundFoolish on September 02, 2007, 04:02:22 PM
would your wife permit that? you could ask her for a hall pass on gay sexness. :laugh:
i think i amy have a better chance once the kids have all moved out.
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Re: Do you appeal to Ronald?
« Reply #29 on: September 02, 2007, 05:06:05 PM »
Who the fuck names their kid Ronald when their family name is McDonald?
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