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Re: Ask Anti-Agony Aunt thread!
« Reply #30 on: June 13, 2006, 06:46:40 AM »
Quote from: purposefulinsanity on June 13, 2006, 03:35:40 AM
I would say just inventing what ever you feel is a shocking enough trauma would be just as effective as paying some therapist loads of money for hypnosis to discover what this 'trauma' is.

ooooh, great idea.  now all we need is for someone to start a thread inventing traumas, and watch people who've had that actual trauma get reeeeeeeeeally upset.

marv.

so what about my Ecstasy idea, eh?
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Re: Ask Anti-Agony Aunt thread!
« Reply #31 on: June 15, 2006, 01:05:13 PM »
Ok i have a hypothetical question.

Say there was a special someone....who you share your bed with.....however unlike you....this BASTARD....is an akward sleeper.
Moves about, grinds his teeth, sort of semi snores (yes theres a semi snore) makes odd noises, waves his arms about, whacks his head into your chest like he thinks hes a baby suckling his mother.

As an alternative to smothering THE FUCKER with your pillow or ramming a dummy down his airway..........do you think its a good compromise to use restraints on him so he cant move about, stick masking tape over his mouth, and wear earplugs so you cant hear him whine etc?

Or how about wait till hes asleep and does his little irritating things then kick him onto the wooden floor EVERYTIME he makes a noise etc so he gets the hint but at the same time when he wakes up in agony each time down there go "oh gosh i dont know what happened you must keep rolling off, you poor thing" (whilst trying to hide the big grin on your face).

Lucifer, enlighten us.
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Re: Ask Anti-Agony Aunt thread!
« Reply #32 on: June 15, 2006, 01:08:49 PM »
depends how good a fuck he is.

if it's mind blowing, then restraints sound more like the icing on the cake than something he'd complain about.  don't keep kicking him out of the bed, though - he'll bruise in all the wrong places, and find it more difficult to perform.

on the other hand, if he's shite, stab the tosspot repeatedly, with something not too sharp (more painful), and get a rabbit.
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Re: Ask Anti-Agony Aunt thread!
« Reply #33 on: June 16, 2006, 08:16:45 PM »
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Re: Ask Anti-Agony Aunt thread!
« Reply #34 on: June 20, 2006, 01:40:35 PM »
Would you say it reflects badly on someone if they post revealing pics of themselves?
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: Ask Anti-Agony Aunt thread!
« Reply #35 on: June 20, 2006, 02:11:21 PM »
depends on how aesthetically pleasing the picture is.  as far as reflecting badly, some i've seen on here (not you, by the way) would make anyone pick up the reflecting mirror, and smash it repeatedly all over them - i've seen more enticing road kill.
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Re: Ask Anti-Agony Aunt thread!
« Reply #36 on: June 29, 2006, 06:41:57 PM »
Religion: apathetic, agnostic, atheist, believer?
Do you believe in a higher power?
If so what made you believe in it, what form do you think it takes, what makes you believe it takes that particular form?
If not, how do you feel about the people who do believe, whats your general attitude towards them?
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Re: Ask Anti-Agony Aunt thread!
« Reply #37 on: June 29, 2006, 11:31:40 PM »
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Re: Ask Anti-Agony Aunt thread!
« Reply #38 on: June 29, 2006, 11:46:36 PM »
what color is your hair?
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Re: Ask Anti-Agony Aunt thread!
« Reply #39 on: July 02, 2006, 02:16:25 PM »
is lower level uni (not talking about masters or doctorates) a brainwash?
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Re: Ask Anti-Agony Aunt thread!
« Reply #40 on: July 02, 2006, 02:28:08 PM »
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Re: Ask Anti-Agony Aunt thread!
« Reply #41 on: July 02, 2006, 02:29:55 PM »
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Re: Ask Anti-Agony Aunt thread!
« Reply #42 on: July 02, 2006, 02:30:07 PM »
Quote from: McJagger on July 02, 2006, 02:16:25 PM
is lower level uni (not talking about masters or doctorates) a brainwash?

no.  the standards for intellectual hygiene leave much to be desired, and so the best we can force the students to do is a quick wipe round the brain with a moistened, lemon-flavoured towelette - more like a "Brain Wet-One" than a "Brain Wash".  the youth of today...   ::)
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Re: Ask Anti-Agony Aunt thread!
« Reply #43 on: July 02, 2006, 02:31:01 PM »
Quote from: McJagger on July 02, 2006, 02:29:55 PM
Quote from: Lucifer on July 02, 2006, 02:28:08 PM
Quote from: McJagger on June 29, 2006, 11:46:36 PM
what color is your hair?

depends.
natural.

still depends. 

1. which hair
2. time of year
3. time of life
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Re: Ask Anti-Agony Aunt thread!
« Reply #44 on: July 02, 2006, 02:32:02 PM »
Quote from: Lucifer on July 02, 2006, 02:30:07 PM
Quote from: McJagger on July 02, 2006, 02:16:25 PM
is lower level uni (not talking about masters or doctorates) a brainwash?

no.  the standards for intellectual hygiene leave much to be desired, and so the best we can force the students to do is a quick wipe round the brain with a moistened, lemon-flavoured towelette - more like a "Brain Wet-One" than a "Brain Wash".  the youth of today...   ::)
you realize that i am nearer your age.

i think the problem with the youth is that aweful noise coming from the radio.
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