My appology "Bipolar"

[Calandale]

He GOT to pay him $50?

As though it's some sort of privilege?

[Christopher McCandless]

Hmmm... I got someone offering to take nude photos for me.  Its the same person who told me how to make a pocket pussy out of laxtex glove and towel.  He likes my jokes!  I got to pay him $50.

well, of course he likes your jokes. you paid him $50.

Odeon, i dont know whether to yay you or ghey you for that. On the one hand you are making fun of Flo, on the other its fucking funny.

[odeon]

what did you decide to do?

[Calandale]

Nothing wrong with making fun of people,
when it's funny.

[odeon]

that's why it's so easy to make fun of you.

[Calandale]

Odd that you can't manage it then.

[Lucifer]

Odd that you can't manage it then.

ToM issue, i believe.

 

[Calandale]

True. I never do understand those
lousy sit coms either. 

[Lucifer]

True. I never do understand those
lousy sit coms either. 

that's cos you haven't had the required lobotomy.

[Calandale]

So, if I get lobotomized, I'll understand Odeon's
view?

Hmmm....

[Lucifer]

only if i donate some brain cells.

i actually meant you'd understand sitcoms.  sadly, seems as though you won't be needing the lobotomy after all.

[Calandale]

Much as I might enjoy eating
your brains, aren't there laws
against that?

[Lucifer]

who gives a fuck?  funniest thing i've read in years, that bit in "Hannibal".

anyway, you get mad cow disease from eating the brains - the cow doesn't get it from you.   

[Calandale]

Did I just hear you call yourself a cow?

You really have to work on your body image.

[odeon]

stop projecting, bird.