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Ms. Teen USA South Carolina Answers a Question
« on: August 28, 2007, 09:49:48 AM »


God bless America.
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I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
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Re: Ms. Teen USA South Carolina Answers a Question
« Reply #1 on: August 28, 2007, 09:53:53 AM »
Americans are so caring and helpful when it comes to eye-rack.
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: Ms. Teen USA South Carolina Answers a Question
« Reply #2 on: August 28, 2007, 09:54:45 AM »
Americans are so caring and helpful when it comes to eye-rack.

*groan*

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Re: Ms. Teen USA South Carolina Answers a Question
« Reply #3 on: August 28, 2007, 10:04:26 AM »
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: Ms. Teen USA South Carolina Answers a Question
« Reply #4 on: August 28, 2007, 10:26:15 AM »
When they were handing out brains I think she was, like, shoe shopping.

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Re: Ms. Teen USA South Carolina Answers a Question
« Reply #5 on: August 28, 2007, 11:33:47 AM »
who cares. its all over the news like aliens have landed on the white house lawn, completely boring.

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Re: Ms. Teen USA South Carolina Answers a Question
« Reply #6 on: August 28, 2007, 03:14:08 PM »


God bless America.
oh my effing g....

i felt her pain.


BTW-where is america on the map?   ???
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Re: Ms. Teen USA South Carolina Answers a Question
« Reply #7 on: August 29, 2007, 12:55:59 AM »
 :LMAO:


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Re: Ms. Teen USA South Carolina Answers a Question
« Reply #8 on: August 29, 2007, 01:07:20 AM »
:LMAO: :rofl: :LMAO:
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Re: Ms. Teen USA South Carolina Answers a Question
« Reply #9 on: August 29, 2007, 01:19:39 AM »
ffs!  did any of what she said actually make sense?  mind you, the dress was enough for me, before she even opened her stupid slab of a face.  ::)


and what's "FTW"?  ???

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Re: Ms. Teen USA South Carolina Answers a Question
« Reply #10 on: August 29, 2007, 01:26:33 AM »
i couldn't make any sense of it. including her dress, i should add.
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Re: Ms. Teen USA South Carolina Answers a Question
« Reply #11 on: August 29, 2007, 01:33:30 AM »
don't fib.  you know you have one just like it.  :P

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Re: Ms. Teen USA South Carolina Answers a Question
« Reply #12 on: August 29, 2007, 03:06:27 AM »
and what's "FTW"?  ???
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What I understood from that video was, "The fact that some Americans don't know where America is on the world map means that we should educate people in South Africa and Iraq."
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Re: Ms. Teen USA South Carolina Answers a Question
« Reply #13 on: August 29, 2007, 05:32:44 AM »
I bet she is one of the ones who can't find the US on a map ;D
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Re: Ms. Teen USA South Carolina Answers a Question
« Reply #14 on: August 29, 2007, 06:04:06 AM »
I bet she is one of the ones who can't find the US on a map ;D

On the today show she said she could, and so could all her friends.  WTF is she trying to imply she and her friends do at parties, play Carmen Sandiego?
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.