I am getting through all the literature they sent me from the audiologist.
I have an appointment coming up soon to help me possibly improve my 68 year old hearing. Troubles with which seem to have become more troubling in the past year.
There are "steps" to prepare for a proper hearing test to help them achieve the best, most accurate results.
I had no idea!
I am to avoid any tool use up close, avoid any extended travel of any kind, cars planes, etc. I can not attend any concerts - DUH! I should get three days of good restful sleep - like - what the fuck is that? I don't remember having any of those, ever.
Even says to shower the day before but not the day of the appointment, because the possibility of water retention inside the inner ears will skew the tests.
It's a huge fucking pamphlet!
There's a lot! Like shower before? Why the fuck would anyone want to do that. Who the fuck wants to get wet? Stupid!
Kidding! To me, it's not getting to shower the day of that pisses me off. I like to shower every morning.
Anyway, in a couple of weeks I will have my third hearing test.
Last two said they could not help me, because my other ear was too good and it would not ignore the bone conduction of the sound coming from the aid device in the bad ear.
FUCKing shenanigans, if you ask me!
Those puny lightweight, manbunned, pencil-neck, loafer wearing, no dick, wimpy bastards did not like my insurance if the truth came out.
I now have better "quality of life" benefits than we had before so maybe the insurance thing is a none issue.