« Reply #8511 on: June 07, 2011, 03:59:42 AM »
she knows you too well by now 
Ah, the stories I could tell.........
Not telling if those stories would be true or not
Not one word , or It'll be beef stew for dinner. 
Leave the cow alone, or I'll pull your pretty hair! 
I have 8 tentacles.
I'll pull your hair , rip your dress and slap you round the face all at once. 
You won't survive long enough out of the water to do all that. 
If I drag you in the water you'll just sink. 
And if you float I'll just tie you to a rock. 
Like this:

That Stone must be the Weeble God, He'll rock, but he won't shatter anyone, but squids.
As a matter of fact, that IS the Weeble God!
Are you there, God? It's me, couldbecousin! 
« Last Edit: June 07, 2011, 04:21:53 AM by couldbecousin »

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