How can I stand myself? I'm a fatass, lazy, good for nothing, and moronic pushover with absolutely no social skills who is obsessed with his imaginary girlfriend. 
Can't make any friends, even over the Internet, nothing to talk about apart from my self-pity... I'm fucking inebriated...
Well, you are stuck with yourself for life, so you just have to change what you don't like, starting (IMO) with the drinking.
