A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."
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The beard looks good on you. And I mean this in a manly sort of way, obviously.
Your daughter's better-looking.
Quote from: odeon on April 27, 2008, 02:32:55 PMYour daughter's better-looking.And brainier, hopefully!
Quote from: Eclair on May 02, 2008, 04:38:50 AMQuote from: odeon on April 27, 2008, 02:32:55 PMYour daughter's better-looking.And brainier, hopefully!Well she has already figured out how to wrap me around her little finger, so yes.
Quote from: Lord Phlexor on May 02, 2008, 04:46:59 AMQuote from: Eclair on May 02, 2008, 04:38:50 AMQuote from: odeon on April 27, 2008, 02:32:55 PMYour daughter's better-looking.And brainier, hopefully!Well she has already figured out how to wrap me around her little finger, so yes.They have a way of doing that don't they
Quote from: parts on May 02, 2008, 04:57:51 AMQuote from: Lord Phlexor on May 02, 2008, 04:46:59 AMQuote from: Eclair on May 02, 2008, 04:38:50 AMQuote from: odeon on April 27, 2008, 02:32:55 PMYour daughter's better-looking.And brainier, hopefully!Well she has already figured out how to wrap me around her little finger, so yes.They have a way of doing that don't they I think they know just how to set of some sort of happy trigger in your brain or sumthin.She screams in my ear, keeps me up all night, spits on me and gouges out my eyes and face, but all she has to do is smile at me and I dont care about all that other stuff
14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?
Has there ever been an uglier bird?
The feathers are fascinating. In that last picture it looks as though the turkey threw up a blood clot on itself.
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