well, mcj, much as i'd rather bite off my own leg than say this, i'm afraid i'm going to have to: this picture is the best i've seen of you. all the others made you look like a complete speng. this one (and here's where i'll need the PTSD treatment) makes you look attractive. it's probably the hair.
however:
a) no, i don't fancy you, and
b) you're still a cunt.
just so you don't think i've gone all stupid, or been invaded by the Pod People, or something.