Pfft... Edison, that hack. A DC power distribution system! Don't make me laugh.
My wife and I are going to build a Tesla coil... after that, *cue the dramatic music* his DEATH RAY!
Well, I wasn't thinking blow job, more along the lines of you posting your picture, but, if that's on the line I'm gonna have to actually start painting. Aunt Flo and Burrito Supreme were painted by an 8 and 2 year old respectively.