A skeleton walks into a bar. He goes up to the bartender and says, “I’d like a beer and a mop.”
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So is Peter a descendant of Jesus Christ!
I like it better than the one in your avie.What do you use on your hair? It looks wet.My hair only curls like that when it dries, anddoesn't get any wind. A Merovignian look.
14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?
Quote from: ozymandias on April 26, 2007, 08:24:27 PMSo is Peter a descendant of Jesus Christ! No more than I am. Actually, given that the number of descendants of Charlemagne are a fairly large set, I'd guess that there's a pretty good number of descendants of the Merovignians.
Quote from: Peter on April 26, 2007, 02:43:16 PMHere's me looking especially pretty.My wife reads over my shoulder, sometimes, and she saw your pic, just now, and said, "What an angry young man!" I explained that you were looking straight at a camera and that takes concentration. "He just looks mad." I reminded her of the many times when I am attending some tedious thing, with probably the exact same expression and she asks me why I'm so mad, when I'm not mad at all. Nice pic, Peter. McJ is just envious of your macho jawline and your strong, manly chin.
Here's me looking especially pretty.
Nice. I think your hair's a little more prone to curling than mine is. I'm envious. I was hopingthat you had a tip that I could use.
Were you raped in the desert by hawt Middle-Eastern women, by any chance, Peter?
Quote from: Emperor He-Bitch Huang on April 27, 2007, 04:56:53 AMWere you raped in the desert by hawt Middle-Eastern women, by any chance, Peter?Yes. They ripped my clothes off and forced me to pleasure them for hours and hours.
Quote from: Peter on April 27, 2007, 05:01:09 AMQuote from: Emperor He-Bitch Huang on April 27, 2007, 04:56:53 AMWere you raped in the desert by hawt Middle-Eastern women, by any chance, Peter?Yes. They ripped my clothes off and forced me to pleasure them for hours and hours.Why? To denounce your atheism through sexual provocation?
Quote from: Emperor He-Bitch Huang on April 27, 2007, 05:02:16 AMQuote from: Peter on April 27, 2007, 05:01:09 AMQuote from: Emperor He-Bitch Huang on April 27, 2007, 04:56:53 AMWere you raped in the desert by hawt Middle-Eastern women, by any chance, Peter?Yes. They ripped my clothes off and forced me to pleasure them for hours and hours.Why? To denounce your atheism through sexual provocation?No, they just found me irresistible.