Photo Thread.

[richard]

why? so there can be more black on white crime than there already is? no thanks

[McGiver]

you just seem like you are alot of bark and not much bite, chump.

[duncvis]

Anyone want sweepstake odds on how long it takes someone to rip Dick's monster schlong off and bitchslap him with it? 

[richard]

well yes
but i'm also not stupid unlike you.

[McGiver]

well yes
but i'm also not stupid unlike you.

i am having a difficult time, is this a double negative?

[richard]

you got it!

[McGiver]

so then you are stupid and he is not!

[duncvis]

so you're stupid like me? 

[Lucifer]

christ on a bike, has it actually got a brain?  can it understand simple questions or statements?

anyway, if he gets a hard on, his head probably gets sucked into it, and goes really thin.  you can't expect him to be able to think like that.  therefore, no point in attempting a proper conversation.

[Lucifer]

and this picture is just at the beginning of the erection process.  note the swelling of the area above the forehead, and the slight squeezing (narrowing) of the face.  the strained expression is probably due to the discomfort, at this stage:

[Lucifer]

this is when it goes horribly wrong - beware, dick, this could be you!   

[McGiver]

and i wouldn't have gotten her pregnant if i had worn one of these:

[Lucifer]

/falls off chair laughing!

[Lucifer]

and finally, this is when you have one too many wanks, and your head loses the capability to return to its proper shape.  sadly, this man is a prick, literally, for ever:

[richard]

yeah i'm not getting to you or anything