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Re: Who has a vibrator?
« Reply #45 on: August 25, 2007, 06:47:18 AM »
Haven't watched that show in aaaaaagggggeeeees.

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Re: Who has a vibrator?
« Reply #46 on: August 25, 2007, 06:51:56 AM »
Haven't watched that show in aaaaaagggggeeeees.
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Re: Who has a vibrator?
« Reply #47 on: August 25, 2007, 06:59:19 AM »
Haven't watched that show in aaaaaagggggeeeees.

Ditto, but I'm still having very vivid flashbacks to nick at nite.  THanks, McJ.*

*I know I did not quote McJ above, hence why I am addressing the real McJ by name.
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Re: Who has a vibrator?
« Reply #48 on: August 25, 2007, 10:17:28 PM »
Richie Cunningham ftw

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Re: Who has a vibrator?
« Reply #49 on: August 26, 2007, 02:46:17 AM »
Ralph Malph?
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Re: Who has a vibrator?
« Reply #50 on: August 26, 2007, 02:48:50 AM »
It's nothing to be ashamed of.  Most of us get weird vibes from Peter; it's just that it's usually metaphorical.

 :plus: bahaha

should i be expecting one in the mail?
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Re: Who has a vibrator?
« Reply #51 on: August 26, 2007, 04:04:57 AM »
It's pretty sad the number of pathetic vibrators you read about on sex toy sites.  It shouldn't be difficult at all to make one that's more than powerful enough, yet manufacturers still use pager motors which are more likely to make the woman numb than make her orgasm.  I could assemble crap from RadioShack that can overpower most vibrators.
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Re: Who has a vibrator?
« Reply #52 on: August 26, 2007, 04:06:45 AM »
Never owned one of my own,
but they are interesting.

Better than slugs.

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Re: Who has a vibrator?
« Reply #53 on: August 26, 2007, 08:27:14 AM »
Ralph Malph?
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i loathed that programme.

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Re: Who has a vibrator?
« Reply #54 on: August 26, 2007, 11:56:40 AM »
don't tell that to McFonzieRalphie.
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Re: Who has a vibrator?
« Reply #55 on: August 26, 2007, 11:59:55 AM »
It's pretty sad the number of pathetic vibrators you read about on sex toy sites.  It shouldn't be difficult at all to make one that's more than powerful enough, yet manufacturers still use pager motors which are more likely to make the woman numb than make her orgasm.  I could assemble crap from RadioShack that can overpower most vibrators.

Yeah its hard to find out with the right kind of vibrations and enough power- I prefer the magic wand types- mine can get me off in under a minute.

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Re: Who has a vibrator?
« Reply #56 on: August 26, 2007, 12:02:35 PM »
Ralph Malph?
sunday, monday happy days....

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i loathed that programme.

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Re: Who has a vibrator?
« Reply #57 on: August 26, 2007, 12:06:24 PM »
if getting off takes more than a minute i get distracted.
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Re: Who has a vibrator?
« Reply #58 on: August 26, 2007, 12:07:12 PM »
if getting off takes more than a minute i get distracted.

I like to prolong the anticipation usually.  ;)

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Re: Who has a vibrator?
« Reply #59 on: August 26, 2007, 12:12:39 PM »
for me it's just a way to get rid of hornyness. it can get annoying. :P it's like "shut up downstairs! i'm trying to focus on something and you keep bothering me"
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