Post the worst things you have done in your life

[Callaway]

Took toys home from school when I was 7 that didn't belong to me but my mother would see them and make me bring them back to school the next day.

I took two toys from the dentist's office instead of just one once when I was a little kid, but my mother sent me right back inside by myself to return both toys.  The lady I gave them to said I could keep them both, that it was OK, but I knew I needed to give them back.

My mother did the same thing to my brother one time when he and a friend each picked up a little Matchbox car and took it out of the store.  The other little boy's mother wanted to let them keep the cars!  

[Calandale]

Liked what? It's the next page,
and I lost track.

Once you post, you'd know the
answer. And 'tis not like you've
not done the same - quite a
bit, actually.

Quit living in the past dear boy; look
to the future.

No future for you no future for me
No future no future for you

[Gluey]

Stolen $100 bills from my dad.

[The_P]

I never stole money from my family. That's a petty thing to do.

[richard]

no fucking way

[Calandale]

I never stole money from my family.

What's so bad about not stealing?

[Mr Smith]

Threw my Calico cat down the stairs when I was 10.

That's horrible. How the fuck can you mistreat animals?

[The_P]

Threw my Calico cat down the stairs when I was 10.

That's horrible. How the fuck can you mistreat animals?

Animals mistreat others as well.

[Mr Smith]

Threw my Calico cat down the stairs when I was 10.

That's horrible. How the fuck can you mistreat animals?

Animals mistreat others as well.

Not even. What condones throwing an animal down the stairs? Complete power. No reason or gain from doing it except sick self satisfaction.  Not like animals killing each other.

[vodz]

I shat on the bonnet of a car. That's the hood for Yanks.

[The_P]

I shat on the bonnet of a car. That's the hood for Yanks.

Typical MTV generation. Jackass much?

[vodz]

I shat on the bonnet of a car. That's the hood for Yanks.

Typical MTV generation. Jackass much?

No, lots of beer and frustration at bitches who don't put out. I had to vent.

[DirtDawg]

I shat on the bonnet of a car. That's the hood for Yanks.

Typical MTV generation. Jackass much?

No, lots of beer and frustration at bitches who don't put out. I had to vent.

I suppose venting could include solid discharge. Doesn't seem like a very good way to deal with sexual frustration, though.

... or did you masturbate during the venting?

[Calandale]

Not even. What condones throwing an animal down the stairs? Complete power. No reason or gain from doing it except sick self satisfaction. 

Nothing condones it. But there are other reasons.
Rage, for example. Anyhow, that's why this is the WORST
things that one has done thread. I don't think that she's
posting something she's proud of.

[Peter]

In my senior year of high school, I wrote a bunch of graffiti on a chair about somebody I didn't like, basically saying what an effeminate sissy he was... then I put the chair where his girlfriend would find it.  I also had a graffiti-based "fuck you" fight with someone in a different class (same room, different time).  When I finally got tired and decided to quit, I signed somebody else's name on it.

Did they get beaten up?