I go bear hunting.
[taken from another forum]
An amateur hunter on bear hunt finally finds his target shoots and kills a bear. Moments later he gets a tap on the shoulder, turns around an sees a huge Kodiak bear.
Bear: "You just killed my friend."
Hunter: (almost shitting his pants) "R'you sure?"
Bear: "Yep, well you only have two choices now, either I rip you apart or I f#k you"
Hunter: "Well, I guess I chose the latter one"
So the poor guy gets raped major time, has to spend three months in surgeries and rehabilitation and once he gets out the only thing he has on his mind is revenge! So he goes on the hunt again and luckily finds the damn Kodiak and shoots it dead. And sure enough, seconds later he gets a tap on his shoulder. As he turns around this time it's a huge Grizzly bear standing behind him.
Grizzly: "Well, well, well... you just killed my cousin!"
Hunter: (sheepishly) "Really??"
Grizzly: "God damn right! Well I guess you know the choices by now?"
Hunter: (abandonned) "Well... I guess... I chose the f#king..."
So he goes through the same thing with sever aggravations, spends 6 months in rehab, 6 more months in support groups. Yet the only thing he has on his mind is still revenge! So he comes back to the same hunt sight, tracks down the Grizzly and kills it! And what do you think? Moments later he gets a tap on his shoulder. He turns around and it's a huge Polar bear!
Polar bear: "Well... *chuckles* I guess you don't come here just for the hunting, eh?"
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