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« on: August 17, 2007, 09:28:48 AM »
Someone linked me to this "geek dating site" awhile back, and I thought I'd share because I find it quite funny (and apt to share here, eh?).  Funnier is that I did a search for males in my area of appropriate age, and got two hits from guys I know that I'd never, ever, ever date, nor do I even want to ever see again.  (Both platonic male friends from yesteryear.)  Respresentative sample?  Likely.  :P  A bit sad, but I'm actually a nerd anyway.
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« Reply #1 on: August 17, 2007, 09:40:30 AM »
I searched too. Some of them were ok. I would probably never find anyone I have known, though. Guys I went to school with were gits.
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« Reply #2 on: August 17, 2007, 10:08:37 AM »
Nice site.  There's a whole 3 people near me.
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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« Reply #3 on: August 17, 2007, 10:24:00 AM »
This is the only 'geek' which lives near me.



She says she likes "smoking weed and eating biscuits", so im not sure if she is a proper geek or not.
Anyway, she is too young for me.

What do i want to date a geek for anyway ?
Unless they fuck on the first date. Well, before the first date really, im not really interested in going on dates.

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« Reply #4 on: August 17, 2007, 11:02:17 AM »
I hate sites that require you to pay to message anyone. :(
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14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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« Reply #5 on: August 17, 2007, 11:08:47 AM »
I hate sites that require you to pay to message anyone. :(

Does this one?
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« Reply #6 on: August 17, 2007, 11:49:22 AM »
I hate sites that require you to pay to message anyone. :(

Does this one?

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1 month $16.95
3 months $42.95
6 months $69.95
   
Gold Member
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3 months $49.95
6 months $79.95
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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« Reply #7 on: August 17, 2007, 12:20:06 PM »
I hate sites that require you to pay to message anyone. :(

Does this one?

Yes.

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Silver Member
1 month $16.95
3 months $42.95
6 months $69.95
   
Gold Member
1 month $19.95
3 months $49.95
6 months $79.95

That's a shame.  :laugh:
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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« Reply #8 on: August 17, 2007, 01:42:33 PM »
thanks brah. i'll be creating a profile there :laugh:
paying to send messages does suck though.
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Re: gk2gk
« Reply #9 on: August 17, 2007, 01:43:17 PM »
thanks brah. i'll be creating a profile there :laugh:

profile there to create more brah, son

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Re: gk2gk
« Reply #10 on: August 17, 2007, 01:45:05 PM »
bitch get off my nuts. go get me a orange frosty at 711 and hurry the fuck up

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Re: gk2gk
« Reply #11 on: August 17, 2007, 01:46:07 PM »
bitch get off my nuts. go get me a orange frosty at 711 and hurry the fuck up

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Re: gk2gk
« Reply #12 on: August 17, 2007, 01:49:26 PM »
yes? next friday you get paid. so go back to the favelas :laugh:

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Re: gk2gk
« Reply #13 on: August 17, 2007, 01:50:36 PM »
next monday you get fired. go back to sucking dinos at dinos diner.

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Re: gk2gk
« Reply #14 on: August 17, 2007, 01:51:49 PM »
Shit, he's in dickflo mode again.
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.