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Re: Put Paradox on the spot
« Reply #105 on: May 10, 2007, 01:55:47 AM »
if i trust some one yes i am, but there are not many people that i trust

i had a friend convinced that chicken blood was like vigragra, he vomited ever where it was a one of the meanest things i have done to some one i like
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Re: Put Paradox on the spot
« Reply #106 on: May 10, 2007, 01:58:27 AM »
 :LMAO:

Though, I suppose I shouldn't find it so humorous.
Next time, work with something less dangerous,
like urine.
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Re: Put Paradox on the spot
« Reply #107 on: May 10, 2007, 04:14:59 AM »
Quote from: paradox on May 10, 2007, 01:55:47 AM
if i trust some one yes i am, but there are not many people that i trust

i had a friend convinced that chicken blood was like vigragra, he vomited ever where it was a one of the meanest things i have done to some one i like

Where did he get the chicken blood from?
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Re: Put Paradox on the spot
« Reply #108 on: May 10, 2007, 04:21:31 AM »
we killed one of the schools chicken's

(i went to a farm school)
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Re: Put Paradox on the spot
« Reply #109 on: May 10, 2007, 04:22:58 AM »
Did you at least eat the poor thing?
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Re: Put Paradox on the spot
« Reply #110 on: May 10, 2007, 04:31:12 AM »
well i was not interested in it any more cos it was no longer struggling, he was throwing up, and Tweedledee and Tweedledum were both to bissy going "ewwww" to pluck the thing, in the end i think we feed it to a dog
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Re: Put Paradox on the spot
« Reply #111 on: May 10, 2007, 04:33:39 AM »
You only eat things when they're still struggling?
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Re: Put Paradox on the spot
« Reply #112 on: May 10, 2007, 04:49:53 AM »
no i like my food dead, but i don't prepare meat. its not in my job discription
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Re: Put Paradox on the spot
« Reply #113 on: May 10, 2007, 04:51:20 AM »
So, you're used to having a fluffer to get it ready?
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Re: Put Paradox on the spot
« Reply #114 on: May 11, 2007, 06:22:15 AM »
Quote from: paradox on May 10, 2007, 12:39:26 AM

6 ft 3 in

 :o Well that truly dwarfs me at 5'8" Are you sure you aren't an amazon?
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Re: Put Paradox on the spot
« Reply #115 on: May 17, 2007, 12:21:50 AM »
Quote from: Gamma Male on May 11, 2007, 06:22:15 AM
Quote from: paradox on May 10, 2007, 12:39:26 AM

6 ft 3 in

 :o Well that truly dwarfs me at 5'8" Are you sure you aren't an amazon?
i have hade that nick name before, i have red hair as well.
but both my breasts are still firmly attached so no not an Amazon
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Re: Put Paradox on the spot
« Reply #116 on: May 17, 2007, 05:45:02 AM »
Quote from: paradox on May 17, 2007, 12:21:50 AM
Quote from: Gamma Male on May 11, 2007, 06:22:15 AM
Quote from: paradox on May 10, 2007, 12:39:26 AM

6 ft 3 in

 :o Well that truly dwarfs me at 5'8" Are you sure you aren't an amazon?
i have hade that nick name before, i have red hair as well.
but both my breasts are still firmly attached so no not an Amazon

how about those pics you promised?
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Re: Put Paradox on the spot
« Reply #117 on: May 21, 2007, 11:12:36 PM »
Where you been, the last few days?
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Re: Put Paradox on the spot
« Reply #118 on: May 22, 2007, 06:19:48 AM »
do you play volleyball?
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