Start a useless rumor about the person above you!

[lutra]

^ Eats pineapples with skin and all.       

[bodie]

^became a self made millionaire running a gambling den for snail racing in the back streets of Amsterdam.

[lutra]

^ But youz promised to not tell anyone that. My reputation, my reputation. 

Um..

And, Bodie often plays monopoly with her son..





.. her three dogs and kitten..





.. and still loses the board game quite often.

[Gopher Gary]

^Purposely leaves food in his teeth, to see who is nice enough to tell him.

[McGiver]

^blows more than just bag pipes.



God damn blows

[BadgerTom]

^ has the literacy of a five year old girl

And the manners of a twelve year old boy!

[Jack]

^Has a transformer decal on his car.

[bodie]

^ has a friend called Jill.  They are often seen clambering up hills fetching pails of water.

[Gopher Gary]

^Often seen being pied by the piper.

[Jack]

^That's really a bong.

[Queen Victoria]

Usually travels in the trunk of the car

(In the US it's the thingie you use to raise the car to change the tire.)

[Jack]

^Won't let me travel under the seat instead.

["couldbecousin"]

^Won't let me travel under the seat instead.

  ^ Loves traveling in the overhead luggage rack on long flights! 

[Jack]

^Sometimes lets me look out the window.

[Trigger 11]

Doesn't know themself!