Author Topic: Start a useless rumor about the person above you! (Read 67909 times)

El-Presidente · « **Reply #3555 on:** June 24, 2013, 03:13:34 AM »

^Uses leg wax as a masturbation aid

AspieMomma · « **Reply #3556 on:** June 24, 2013, 09:26:34 AM »

^ prefers ear wax

McGiver · « **Reply #3557 on:** June 24, 2013, 10:19:47 AM »

^was the first to say: even a broken clock is right twice a day

BadgerTom · « **Reply #3558 on:** June 24, 2013, 10:37:02 AM »

^ is never on time!

bodie · « **Reply #3559 on:** June 24, 2013, 12:57:50 PM »

^has been banned from all his local Boots Chemists for repeatedly using the lipstick testers on his way to work every morning!

AspieMomma · « **Reply #3560 on:** June 24, 2013, 02:17:26 PM »

^ plotting ways to create a meme with her adorable kitten

El-Presidente · « **Reply #3561 on:** June 24, 2013, 02:56:39 PM »

^Has recorded every episode of Oprah ever

bodie · « **Reply #3562 on:** June 24, 2013, 03:04:10 PM »

^has a hand knitted, pea green tea cosy, and matching biscuit tin cover

McGiver · « **Reply #3563 on:** June 24, 2013, 04:33:12 PM »

^ponders the meaning of life. Concludes that it is a cherry lolly.

skyblue1 · « **Reply #3564 on:** June 24, 2013, 04:45:23 PM »

^Has a whole bag of cherry lollies and is bogarting them

McGiver · « **Reply #3565 on:** June 24, 2013, 06:44:04 PM »

^Once had a job playing the Hamburgler at McDonalds grand openings.

skyblue1 · « **Reply #3566 on:** June 24, 2013, 06:48:46 PM »

^ stole Hamburglar job

Queen Victoria · « **Reply #3567 on:** June 24, 2013, 06:53:55 PM »

^ Is quite dangerous when he cuts hair while singing. Is nicknamed Sweeny.

McGiver · « **Reply #3568 on:** June 24, 2013, 07:11:42 PM »

^made whoopie with an Oompa Loompa on the set of willy wonka.

skyblue1 · « **Reply #3569 on:** June 24, 2013, 07:14:16 PM »

^Knows what an oompa loompa is

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