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Re: Start a useless rumor about the person above you!
« Reply #3345 on: June 15, 2013, 07:16:34 PM »
Quote from: McPostWhore on June 15, 2013, 07:13:58 PM
^Complained about a bad odor, not realizing it was her upper lip.

  ^ Roams his house for hours, trying to track down the bad odors left by his sloppy housekeeping.  :P
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Re: Start a useless rumor about the person above you!
« Reply #3346 on: June 15, 2013, 07:21:08 PM »
^Cleaned her bedroom.  Found a rotted, open can of tuna.  Ate it.
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Re: Start a useless rumor about the person above you!
« Reply #3347 on: June 15, 2013, 07:23:15 PM »
Quote from: McPostWhore on June 15, 2013, 07:21:08 PM
^Cleaned her bedroom.  Found a rotted, open can of tuna.  Ate it.

  ^ Cleaned his bedroom.  Found a rotted, open can of tuna.  Fed it to his family.  :zombiefuck:
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Re: Start a useless rumor about the person above you!
« Reply #3348 on: June 15, 2013, 07:25:05 PM »
^ pulled 18inches of floss out of her dogs butt. Flossed with it.
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Re: Start a useless rumor about the person above you!
« Reply #3349 on: June 15, 2013, 07:25:44 PM »
^Put the floss in the dog's butt.
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Re: Start a useless rumor about the person above you!
« Reply #3350 on: June 15, 2013, 07:27:54 PM »
^double dog dared me.
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Re: Start a useless rumor about the person above you!
« Reply #3351 on: June 15, 2013, 07:29:20 PM »
^Is completely unable to resist the double dog dare.
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Re: Start a useless rumor about the person above you!
« Reply #3352 on: June 15, 2013, 07:31:51 PM »
^ farted in an elevator and proudly took credit.
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Re: Start a useless rumor about the person above you!
« Reply #3353 on: June 15, 2013, 07:43:03 PM »
Quote from: McPostWhore on June 15, 2013, 07:31:51 PM
^ farted in an elevator and proudly took credit.

  ^ Always blames somebody else  :fart: , usually some poor timid little old lady!
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Re: Start a useless rumor about the person above you!
« Reply #3354 on: June 15, 2013, 07:46:36 PM »
^ uses "convalescent home" air freshener in her home because it helps.
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Re: Start a useless rumor about the person above you!
« Reply #3355 on: June 15, 2013, 07:48:02 PM »
Quote from: McPostWhore on June 15, 2013, 07:46:36 PM
^ uses "convalescent home" air freshener in her home because it helps.

  ^ Uses  "Armageddon Strength"  air freshener in his home ... and it doesn't help.  :P
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Re: Start a useless rumor about the person above you!
« Reply #3356 on: June 15, 2013, 07:49:58 PM »
Needs the aid of an industrial grade belt sander to grind her toenails.
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Re: Start a useless rumor about the person above you!
« Reply #3357 on: June 15, 2013, 07:51:28 PM »
Quote from: McPostWhore on June 15, 2013, 07:49:58 PM
Needs the aid of an industrial grade belt sander to grind her toenails.

  ^ Does not have a clue how to operate a belt sander.  :hahaha:
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Re: Start a useless rumor about the person above you!
« Reply #3358 on: June 15, 2013, 07:53:25 PM »
^makes rice in a bathtub.  Bathes in it, then eats it.
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Re: Start a useless rumor about the person above you!
« Reply #3359 on: June 15, 2013, 07:54:47 PM »
Quote from: McPostWhore on June 15, 2013, 07:53:25 PM
^makes rice in a bathtub.  Bathes in it, then eats it.

  ^ Scrapes up whatever's left to feed to his family.  :sick:
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