Advice for the day: If you have a headache, do what it says on the aspirin bottle: Take two, and KEEP AWAY FROM CHILDREN.
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^has a spray on tan.
^She's fallen down and couldn't get up.
^ pushed the life alert button but realized the battery was dead.
^operator for life alert
^Not only the CEO of life alert, but also a customer.
^ my NSA contact.
^wears my shit on their face as a mudmask for a youthful glow